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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> WELFARE CHECK http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1324060407 Message started by LadyLuv on Dec 16th, 2011 at 1:33pm |
Title: WELFARE CHECK Post by LadyLuv on Dec 16th, 2011 at 1:33pm A guy walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up “his” check. He marched right up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know… I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d rather have a job.” The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent." "We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and Bodyguard for his daughter." "You’ll have to drive her around in his new Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.” “Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips." Blushing, ... :-[ The Social Worker says: "This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your duties, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.” [smiley=happy.gif]The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, “You’re bullshittin’ me right!” The Social Worker replied, “Yeah, well… you started it!” |
Title: Re: WELFARE CHECK Post by Guiseppi on Dec 16th, 2011 at 3:48pm
;D ;D Yer killin me!!!!
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