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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> will i live to see 80? http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1331859411 Message started by AubanBird on Mar 15th, 2012 at 8:56pm |
Title: will i live to see 80? Post by AubanBird on Mar 15th, 2012 at 8:56pm
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine, indulge in chocolate or coffee?’ ‘Oh no,’ I replied. ’I'm not doing drugs, either!’ Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ‘I said, ‘Not much…. my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’ ‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’ ‘No, I don’t,’ I said. He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’ ‘No,’ I said. He looked at me and said… ’Then, why do you even give a crap? ;D |
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