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Message started by LadyLuv on Apr 4th, 2012 at 12:13pm

Title: The Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
Post by LadyLuv on Apr 4th, 2012 at 12:13pm
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let her through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and figuring heaven didn’t REALLY need all the odors this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” But the trash man had just seen the movie, too, and he answered, “about 1,500.”

“That’s right! You may enter,” said Peter.

Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, “Name them.”


Title: Re: The Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
Post by AubanBird on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:11pm
i would name them all bob.  too easy. ;D

Title: Re: The Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
Post by vietvet2tours on Apr 10th, 2012 at 10:40am

AubanBird wrote on Apr 7th, 2012 at 7:11pm:
i would name them all bob.  too easy. ;D

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Title: Re: The Lawyer at the Pearly Gates
Post by Mike NZ on Apr 10th, 2012 at 4:39pm
The lawyer thought for a while (adding $50 to his eventual invoice for the time) and replied "about 1,500 poor victims that I couldn't launch legal action for".

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