A 70 yr old lady tells her Doctor that she needs his help.
The Doctor asks her what seems to be the problem?
She quickly tells him that she is passing gas way too often, but that they are silent and dont stink.
She goes on to explain that she has actually pooted 8 times during thier session.
The Doctor writes her a prescription and wants to see her in 3 days.
On her return visit she highly aggitated when he comes in.
"What seems to be the problem"? He asked.
She said she had no idea what he gave her but that her pooting is the same, still silent but now smell horrible!
The Doctor smiles and saids,"now that we have your sinus infection cleared up, lets look at those ears"! :-/