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http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> My new dog. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1354674542 Message started by Callico on Dec 4^th, 2012 at 9:29pm

Title: My new dog.
Post by Callico on Dec 4^th, 2012 at 9:29pm

I'm getting a new dog. I'm going to name him Naked. Then I can tell people I have to walk Naked down the street!

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by Mike NZ on Dec 5^th, 2012 at 12:02am

Someone I knew had a cat called Rabies. They never had any trouble getting into the vets.

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by AussieBrian on Dec 5^th, 2012 at 12:21am

Me and DennyM were offered a singing gig in a seafood restaurant and we didn't want it, so we called ourselves Sam & Ella.

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by AppleNutClusters on Dec 6^th, 2012 at 10:36pm

I once worked with a lady who had one leg. Always wondered what happened to Eileen...

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by Potter on Dec 6^th, 2012 at 10:42pm

AppleNutClusters wrote on Dec 6^th, 2012 at 10:36pm:

I once worked with a lady who had one leg. Always wondered what happened to Eileen...

groan

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by AppleNutClusters on Dec 11^th, 2012 at 2:04pm

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(Heh-heh, I love puns.)

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by brain_cramps on Dec 20^th, 2012 at 4:41am

Had a friend with a dog named Peggy. One night Peggy was out loose as there was a few police cars on the block.

Going out there and calling "Here Peggy, Peggy, Peggy" ended up costing him a night in jail!

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by AussieBrian on Dec 20^th, 2012 at 4:53am

A lady cellist I know has two pets - Bark and DePussy. Visiting her shop one day I was amused by her 'out' sign, "Bach in a minuet. Offenbach sooner".

Title: Re: My new dog.
Post by Callico on Dec 20^th, 2012 at 8:12pm

Brian, you bring to mind a music camp in Vermont that had a sticky toilet handle. Someone put on a sign saying "Please wiggle Handel". Someone else wrote on the bottom, "If I do will it wiggle Bach?"