A very elderly was the first winess called upton by a Proscuting Attorney on a criminal case in a small-southern courthouse.
The attorney ask the lady " Do you know who I am?"
"Yes" the lady replied. "In fact, I have know you since you a ver little boy" "quite frankly, you were a mean-spirit little boy, to whom I knew who would only grow up to amount to nothing but; a lying twobit scoundrel, inhuman man that will walk on many backs to become the man you are today". " You have an exceptional family and wife....that you constanly cheat on".

Embarrased, confused and scared. The prosecutor did the only thing that came to mind.
The proscutor points across the courtroom and cries out " Do you know THIS man?"

Again the lady says " yes I too haven know that man and thought very low about him aswell". "Much like you, he as well cheated on his wife with 3 different women , and one of them was YOUR wife".



Embarrassed, scaredamd confused.....both attorneys were called to the judges bench and the judge says....." If Either of you dare ask her if she knows me.......I'll send you both to the electric chair".