Joe decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some shell reloads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”  "Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"




”I wasn't.“  ;D ;D

It was Frank Muir on a British radio program said, "I was saying to my first wife just this morning..."  when he was interrupted by the presenter, Steve Race. "But Frank, you've married to Polly for more than thirty years!".

Frank replied, "Oh, I always call her my first wife. Keeps her on her toes, you know."

:D