A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas
and talked to an old rancher. He told the
rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said,
“okay, but don’t go into that field over
there…”, as he
pointed out the location.
The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said,
“look mister, I have the authority of the
federal government with me!” Reaching
into his rear back pocket, the arrogant
officer removed his badge and proudly
displayed it
to the rancher. “See this fucking badge?!
This badge means I can go wherever I
want… On any land! No questions asked,
no answers
given! Do you understand old man?!”
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and
went about his chores. Moments later, the
rancher heard loud screams, he looked up
and saw the DEA agent running for his life,
being chased by the ranchers big Santa
Gertrudis Bull…… With every step the bull
was gaining ground on the officer, and it
was likely that he’d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was
clearly terrified. The old rancher threw
down his tools, ran as fast as he could to
the fence, and
yelled at the top of his lungs…..
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING
BADGE!”

Baches????? Baches??? WE don need no stinking baches!!! ;D

Joe