> Great one
>
> Lady: Do you drink?
>
> Man: Yes
>
> Lady: How much a  day?
>
> Man: 3  6 packs
>
> Lady: How much per 6 pack
>
> Man:  about $10.00
>
> Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
>
> Man: 15  years
>
> Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts  your
>
> spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800  correct?
>
> Man: Correct
>
> Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not  accounting for inflation, the
> past
>
> 15 years puts your spending at  $162,000 correct?
>
> Man: Correct
>
> Lady: Do you know that if you  hadn't drank, that money could have been put
>
> in a step-up interest  savings account and after accounting for compound
>
> interest for the past  15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
>
> Man: Do you  drink?
>
> Lady: No
>
> Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari  then?

I've heard tell that beer was invented by ugly women.

AussieBrian wrote on Jan 17^th, 2013 at 5:04am:

I've heard tell that beer was invented by ugly women.

The story I heard is that it was invented by white guys who wanted to dance.......

What about the ole beer goggles saying 1 = 9, 9 = 1....

1 beer at 9pm s/he looks so-so. ::)

9 beers at 1am the same person looks very desirable. :D

-Gregg in Las Vegas

Then there is the quote from Ben Franklin, " Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Oh how I long for a beer. :)

Lars