TEXAN IN AUSTRALIA
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets
an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big
wheat field and the Texan says, "OH! we have wheat fields
that are at least twice as large" Then they walk around the
ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The
Texan immediately says "we have longhorns that are at least
twice as large as your cows" The conversation has meanwhile
almost died, when the Texan sees  a herd of Kangaroos
hopping through the field.He asked, "and what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
don't you have any Grasshoppers in Texas"?