A tourist arrived in Australia hired a car and set off for the
outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep.
Deeply horrified he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered
a straight scotch. As he was just about to throw it back,
he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the
bar " What the hell ?!" the tourist cried "Whats the hell going
on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke
shagging a sheep, and some bloke's wanking himself off in
in the bar!" Fair dinkum, mate the bartender told him, " You
can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep."