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http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1371102164 Message started by Hoppy on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 1:42am

Title: Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Post by Hoppy on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 1:42am

A doctor says to his patient,"I have bad news and worst news."
"Oh dear, whats the bad news?"Asks the patient. The doctor
replies, "You only have 24hrs to live." "thats terrible," said the
patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since
yesterday."

Title: Re: Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 13^th, 2013 at 7:42am

"But doctor, I can't pay you until next week."

"Ah, then I also have some good news..."

Title: Re: Bad news & Worst news from his Doctor.
Post by Hoppy on Jun 14^th, 2013 at 11:41pm

What good news? I'll bulk bill you. ;)