Of course i love you darling you're a bloody top notch bird
and when i say your gorgeous i mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side i don't mind a bit of flab it means
when i'm ready there's somthin there to grab.

So your belly is'nt flat no more i tell ya, i don't care so long
as when i cuddle ya i can get my arms round there.

No Sheila who is your age has nice round perky breasts they
just gave into gravity but i know ya did ya best.

I'm telling ya the truth now i never tell ya lies i think i'ts very
sexy that yo've got dimples on ya thighs.

Is swear upon me nannas grave the moment that we met
i thought u was as good as i was ever gonna get.

No matter wot u look like i'll always love ya dear
now shut up while the footys on and get me bloody beer!

Anyone brave enough to try this on their other half?

C'mon, Mike, ya just jealous because us Aussies are the real romantics. Don Juan down under. The true colonial Romeo.

Just last week I told thingummy she should take a break from the dishes to bring me a beer, and it wasn't even half time!

I'm also happy to mention that hospital food is very good nowadays.

Put Another Log On The Fire : Shel Silverstein

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Gee, Jon, I thougt asking the Mrs to fetch me a [smiley=beer.gif]
was pushing my luck. I was wondering, how ya going spending
time with Aussie Brian in hospital. I hope he brought some
medicinal xxxx with him, Cheers!

Hoppy wrote on Jun 18^th, 2013 at 11:10pm:

medicinal xxxx

That would be a good incentive to get well soon and to escape home to get some real beer!

Anyway, I was feeling brave last night and I showed my better half the first post. She had a good laugh although she thought that AussieBrian must have posted it.

G'day Mike,
I can relate to that.