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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> THE OZ MEDICAL DICTIONARY. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1372915031 Message started by Hoppy on Jul 4th, 2013 at 1:17am |
Title: THE OZ MEDICAL DICTIONARY. Post by Hoppy on Jul 4th, 2013 at 1:17am
ARTERY The study of painting.
BENIGN What you be after you be eight. BACTERIA Back door to cafeteria. BARIUM What doctors do when patients die. BUNION Pauls surname. CATSCAN Searching for kitty. CAUTERIZE Made eye contact with her. COLIC A sheep dog. COMA A punctuation mark. D&C Where Washington is. DILATE To live longer. DOSE A short sleep. ENEMA Not a friend. FESTER Quicker than someone else. FIBULA A small lie. GENITAL Non Jew. G.I.SERIES World series of military baseball HANGNAIL What you hang your coat on. HERNIA Pertaining to a females knee. IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known. LABOUR PAIN Getting hurt at work. MEDICAL STAFF A doctors cane. MORBID A higher offer than i bid. NITRATES Cheaper than day rates. NODE I knew it OUTPATIENT A person who has fainted. OVA Finished, done with. PAP SMEAR A fatherhood test PARADOX Two doctors. PELVIS Second cousin to Elvis. POST OPERATIVE A letter carrier. RECOVERY ROOM Place to do uphostery. RECTUM Damn near killed him. SACRUM Holy. SECRETION Hiding something. SEIZURE Roman emperor. SPERM To reject, look away TABLET A small table. TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport. TUMOUR More than one. URINE Opposite of mine. VARICOSE Nearby. VEIN Conceited. |
Title: Re: THE OZ MEDICAL DICTIONARY. Post by AussieBrian on Jul 4th, 2013 at 10:33pm
ENDOSCOPE Scope for ends.
REFERRAL. Sharing the love. TRANSPLANT. Cross-dressing pansy. |
Title: Re: THE OZ MEDICAL DICTIONARY. Post by Mike NZ on Jul 5th, 2013 at 3:20am
COLD ONE - cure all
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