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Message started by Hoppy on Oct 25th, 2013 at 1:38am

Title: Canada language
Post by Hoppy on Oct 25th, 2013 at 1:38am
Don Mcgillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)

How do you tell a Canadian from an American?

It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet. When the Canadian got to the end, he'd say "zed" instead of "zee". But 18 years of Sesame Street have taught a lot of Canadian kids to say "zee," and it's starting to sound as natural as it does south of the 49th parallel.

Another test used to be the word "lieutenant". Canadians pronounced it in the British was, "leftenant", while Americans say "lootenant". But American cop shows and army shows and movies have eroded that difference, too.

Canadians have been adopting American spelling as well. They used to put a "u" in words like labour. The main organization in the country, the equivalent of the AFL-CIO, is still officially called the Canadian Labour Congress. But news organizations have been wiping out that distinction by adopting American spelling, mostly to make it easier to use news copy from such agencies as Associated Press without a lot of changes. So it's "Canadian Labor Congress" when the Canadian Press, the national news agency, writes about it.

Some pronunciations, considered true tests of Canadians, are not as reliable as they're thought. Take the word "house" for example. When some Canadians say it, it sounds very Scottish in American ears. Visiting Americans trying to reproduce what they hear usually give the Canadian pronunciation as "hoose".

The same for "out" and "about". The way some Canadians say them sounds like "oot" and "aboot" to many Americans. And when an American says "house" to a Canadian, the Canadian often hears a bit of an "ay" in it, something like "hayouse".

But pronunctiaiton isn't a good test because people from different parts of Canada speak differently. A resident of the Western province of Alberta, where there has been a considerable inflow of settlers from the United States, may sound like a Montanan or a Dakotan.

Then there's the ubiquitous Canadian expression "eh?" - pronounced "ay?" This is a better test because many Canadians tack it on to the end of every assertion to turn it into a question.



Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Mike NZ on Oct 25th, 2013 at 2:05am
Just ask them which state of America they are from and you very soon get the picture that they are from Canada which is NOT a US state.

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Hoppy on Oct 25th, 2013 at 3:20am
G'day Mike,
I was always under the impression they were a bit like you
NZers and the Aussie's when it came to that.  [smiley=gocrazy.gif]

Hoppy.

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Mike NZ on Oct 25th, 2013 at 4:53am

Hoppy wrote on Oct 25th, 2013 at 3:20am:
G'day Mike,
I was always under the impression they were a bit like you
NZers and the Aussie's when it came to that..


Don't worry someone tried to get the Oz baby bonus by claiming that NZ was a state of Australia recently, but it got turned down.

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Besides Oz just claims Kiwi things as being from Oz.

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Marius on Oct 25th, 2013 at 6:28am
:D

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Hoppy on Oct 25th, 2013 at 7:33am
Mike wrote,

Don't worry someone tried to get the Oz baby bonus by claiming that NZ was a state of Australia recently, but it got turned down.

[smiley=looser.gif]

Besides Oz just claims Kiwi things as being from Oz.

Would that be Phar Lap and Pavlova. :)


















Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Mike NZ on Oct 25th, 2013 at 2:31pm

Hoppy wrote on Oct 25th, 2013 at 7:33am:
Mike wrote,

Don't worry someone tried to get the Oz baby bonus by claiming that NZ was a state of Australia recently, but it got turned down.

[smiley=looser.gif]

Besides Oz just claims Kiwi things as being from Oz.

Would that be Phar Lap and Pavlova. :)


And Russell Crowe, but you're welcome to him.

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Hoppy on Oct 25th, 2013 at 6:41pm
Mike wrote,

And Russell Crowe, but you're welcome to him.

And now he's buying up half the properties on the NSW coast
[smiley=deal2.gif]

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Oct 29th, 2013 at 10:26am
Eh? ;D

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 29th, 2013 at 4:44pm
I was standing beside a Maori lass who pointed to an unidentified frying object and asked, "Us ut fush?" The kiwi cook replied, "No, ut's chuckun."

Title: Re: Canada language
Post by Jaymie on Apr 13th, 2014 at 8:11pm
The Canadian test is:
Do they hold the door open for you?
Even the little gangster kids will typically take a moment to hold the door open long enough for you to put your hand on it in the open position rather than let it close in your face. Also "sorry" tends to come out of our mouths more than typical.

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