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Message started by Hoppy on Nov 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm

Title: English Alphabet.
Post by Hoppy on Nov 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm
How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Noel, noel, noel, noel  the angels did say

E.T. went home.

Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the world already!

(Only one vowel left, or is that "Anly ana vawal laft" This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you consider, as our good friends in Canada say, Good day, A

And we all know that M&Ms melt in your mouth, so it's safe to count them out.

And of course, Y not.

We might as well put off using U until later in the year, See U in September.

TWA just took off!!

C U

Hoppy.


Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by Vikinggirl on Nov 15th, 2013 at 7:14am

Hoppy wrote on Nov 14th, 2013 at 6:30pm:
How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Noel, noel, noel, noel  the angels did say

E.T. went home.

Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the world already!

(Only one vowel left, or is that "Anly ana vawal laft" This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you consider, as our good friends in Canada say, Good day, A

And we all know that M&Ms melt in your mouth, so it's safe to count them out.

And of course, Y not.

We might as well put off using U until later in the year, See U in September.

TWA just took off!!

C U

Hoppy.


;D    (can't write anything, no letters left)

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by Hoppy on Nov 15th, 2013 at 11:35pm
G'day Connie,
We have no worries with that here down under fair dinkum.

G'day mate - Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Pommie - englishman.
You little ripper! - Words of praise, good on ya, well done.
Bloody oath - In total agreeance with you.
Arvo - afternoon.
Fair dinkum- True, Honest, Real, Is that right.
Crust- to earn a living.
Mate- Friend, Cobber, Pal.
Tinny- Can of beer.
You drongo- An idiot.
Your shout- Your turn to buy the next round of drinks
Cool banana's- Great.
No worries- Not a problem.
Sheila- Girl, Woman, Female.
Pissed- Drunk.
Dead horse- Tomato sauce.
Billy lids- Children, Kids.
Water the horse- Going to the toilet.
Fair crack of the whip- Settle down.
Spit the dummy- Throw a tantrum.
Barbie- A get together with family and friends and cook on the
BBQ.

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by lwatson8 on Nov 17th, 2013 at 1:14am
G'day Hoppy,

You left Sepo off your list as in Sepo-Septic Tank-Yank. As in Did you see how those Sepos won the cup again?

Lars

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by Hoppy on Nov 17th, 2013 at 6:55am
G'day Lars,
I think you've got me on that one. Having not lived in a home which had a Septic Tank [smiley=bag.gif] in the back
yard is maybe why. Or the term Sepo is not used here in WA.
But here is another one. Wranger - Redhead.

Hoppy.

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by lwatson8 on Nov 17th, 2013 at 2:20pm
G'day mate,

Sepo is one I picked up in Brisbane.

Also one to be on the list would be "around the twist" ? As in you can tell the Kiwis are around the twist by their choice of beers.

Ah we'll she'll be apples
Lars

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by lwatson8 on Nov 17th, 2013 at 3:42pm
G'day mate,

Sepo is one I picked up in Brisbane.

Also one to be on the list would be "around the twist" ? As in: You can tell the Kiwis are around the twist by their choice of beers.

Ah well, she'll be apples mate(this is a great one for CHers to adopt)

Lars

Title: Re: English Alphabet.
Post by Hoppy on Nov 17th, 2013 at 5:37pm
G'day Lars,
Haaaaaaaaaa, Bananabenders they are known
to spit the dummy when it comes down to
there footy.

I used to watch a tv program called "around the twist"
when my kids were growing up.

Thats close enough - Good enough.
She'll be right - Fixed.

Cheers, Hoppy.

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