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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385603469 Message started by AubanBird on Nov 27th, 2013 at 8:51pm |
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Title: How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey Post by AubanBird on Nov 27th, 2013 at 8:51pm
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself o pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 16: Turk the carvey Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out |
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Title: Re: How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey Post by AussieBrian on Nov 27th, 2013 at 9:13pm
Another great method is to stuff it with popcorn and put it into the oven exactly four hours before dinner, pointed directly at the table. Saves a helluva lot of carry and carve.
Just be sure the beer glasses are safe as it arrives. |
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Title: Re: How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey Post by Vikinggirl on Nov 28th, 2013 at 1:47am
Buying popcorn today - everything else I already have ;D
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