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Message started by Guiseppi on Dec 14th, 2013 at 9:23am

Title: To my politically correct friends
Post by Guiseppi on Dec 14th, 2013 at 9:23am
To my politically correct friends:


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countries nor the only "America" in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Normal Friends:


Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year

Joe

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by maz on Dec 14th, 2013 at 12:12pm
Normal greetings from me too.  [smiley=wave.gif]
Maz

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by AussieBrian on Dec 16th, 2013 at 9:32pm
How come I miss out?

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by maz on Dec 17th, 2013 at 5:15am
Abnormal ones too !!!!    [smiley=wave.gif]

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by Hoppy on Dec 19th, 2013 at 11:58pm
Hi Joe,
Not to sure if i'm normal or not. [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year.

Hoppy.

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by Callico on Dec 22nd, 2013 at 12:43am
I believe the politically correct wishing is for a happy RamaHanaKwansMas.

While I refuse to be normal, I refuse to be politically correct either.  For my Christian friends, I wish you a Merry Christmas.  For my Jewish friends, I already wished them a Happy Chanukuh.  I did not have opportunity to wish anyone a whatever you wish for Ramadan, and I know no one who celebrated Kwansah.   ;)

Jerry

Title: Re: To my politically correct friends
Post by AussieBrian on Dec 24th, 2013 at 11:43pm
Political correctness is the art of being deeply offended on someone else's behalf.

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