Top Ten ways you can tell your employer has switched to an Obamacare Health Insurance Plan

10) Your annual breast exam is performed at Hooters.

9) Directions to your Primary Care Physicians office include 'Turn left after entering trailer park'.

8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgecicles.

7) The only proctologist listed in the plan is 'Gus from Roto-Rooter'.

6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is 'An apple a day'.

5) Your Primary Care Physician is wearing the same pants you gave to Goodwill two weeks ago.

4) The statement 'The patient is responsible for 200% of the out-of-network charges' is not a typo.

3) The only health expense covered 100% is 'Embalming'.

2) Your Prozac now comes in colors with little white 'M's printed on them.

And the number one way you can tell your employer has enrolled you in an Obamacare Health Plan:

1) You request a prescription for Viagra and you're given some Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape.