What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today.  After doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing.'
The reason I said that instead of saying, 'Just thinking,' is because she would have said, 'About what?'
At that point I would have had to explain how men are deep thinkers about various topics and that would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question:  Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the answer to the question. 
Getting kicked in the nuts is definitely more painful than having a baby.
Here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
However, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think it might be nice to get another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.  Time for another beer.

Sound logic like that might get you into trouble!

It's all to do with women's intuition, Joe, which is such a real and unforgiving force.

I mean, DennyM knows I'm wrong before I've even spoken.

Every woman in the world that has given birth has said, usually screamed, "I want to kick that Son-Of-A- Bitch in the nuts."  >:(

i dont know, i might go for getting kicked in the nuts if they give me an epidural and load me up with some good stuff   ;D