What's black and brown and looks great on a lawyer?



Answer spelled backwards:

rehcsniP namreboD A [smiley=clap2.gif]

.gnilims ouy ees ot eciN  .yawaog, eno dooG.

this is the only lawyer joke I know, despite it being factual...

what are three guarantees in life?
1. paying taxes
2. death
3. getting screwed over by an attorney

Gregg in Las Vegas

Being very religious the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.
St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

"You must be  joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

There are only three lawyer jokes.  The rest are all true!

jc