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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> The differences between us on here. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1420864046 Message started by Hoppy on Jan 9th, 2015 at 11:27pm |
Title: The differences between us on here. Post by Hoppy on Jan 9th, 2015 at 11:27pm
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job. Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it. Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it. Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less. Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich. Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV. Americans: Think that these people are American! Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens. Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens. Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian. Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers. |
Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by AussieBrian on Jan 10th, 2015 at 4:52am
You can't buy Fosters in Australia. We prefer to drink beer.
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Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by Mark Olson on Jan 10th, 2015 at 3:37pm
LOL! Spot on.
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Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by Hoppy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 1:24am
Brian wrote, You can't buy Fosters in Australia. We prefer
to drink beer. The Adventures of Barry McKenzie 1972, starring Barry Crocker & Barry Humphries certainly made Fosters a household name back then in the Old Dart, and still on tap in most pubs even to this day. A technicolour yawn [smiley=hurl.gif] a scene I remember well from the movie. |
Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by Hoppy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 6:34am
Forgot to mention you can now buy Fosters 375ml cans
at Dan Murphy's here in Perth, $39.00 per carton. Cheers, Hoppy. |
Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by Mike NZ on Jan 11th, 2015 at 1:43pm Hoppy wrote on Jan 11th, 2015 at 6:34am:
And you can buy the better tasting, empty cans at $40 per carton? |
Title: Re: The differences between us on here. Post by Hoppy on Jan 11th, 2015 at 8:24pm
Its not my preferred [smiley=beer.gif] but if it was the
only Lager left on the planet, then I would like the tinnie to be full [smiley=lolk.gif] Cheers [smiley=beer.gif] Hoppy. |
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