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Title: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Post by Hoppy on Feb 12^th, 2015 at 10:40pm

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing?
Hunting Flies!
Oh. Killing any?
Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. How can you tell them apart?
He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Title: Re: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Post by Mark Olson on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 12:52am

Ha! :)

Title: Re: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 7:19am

I'm the first to admit that our ladies can be a little unpredictable, especially after the lovely DennyM told me I had to drive her to the shops, NOW!

I suggested she might be better off walking, just for the exercise, as she was starting to get a bit of a 'tummy' and while she was there to get some cream for the pimple on her chin.

I explained all this to the nurses as I regained consciousness, and even they were shaking their pretty little heads in disbelief at how badly I'd been treated.

Fair dinkum, it's a strange old world.

Title: Re: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Post by Hoppy on Feb 14^th, 2015 at 4:01am

Brian wrote, I explained all this to the nurses as I regained consciousness, and even they were shaking their pretty little heads in disbelief at how badly I'd been treated.

Nothing that a couple of VB's can't fix.

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