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Title: Brain Surgery
Post by Hoppy on Jun 12^th, 2015 at 3:02am

The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

All the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by Peter510 on Jun 12^th, 2015 at 5:40am

Hoppy,

Good one. I thought for a minute that you were walking into trouble.

Peter.

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by Hoppy on Jun 12^th, 2015 at 6:22am

. [smiley=grin.gif]

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 12^th, 2015 at 11:36pm

I'd have thought women's brains would be more expensive as they don't have to worry about CH.

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by Hoppy on Jun 13^th, 2015 at 12:49am

Your treading on thin ice now Brian.

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by Mike NZ on Jun 13^th, 2015 at 5:04pm

Hoppy wrote on Jun 13^th, 2015 at 12:49am:

Your treading on thin ice now Brian [smiley=shocked.gif]

I'm sure Brian could find far too many neurologists who would confirm that women do not get CH.

And sadly that isn't a joke.

Title: Re: Brain Surgery
Post by Callico on Jun 13^th, 2015 at 7:54pm

What Brian and Mike said, and that's no joke! :P Heading for the hills now!

Jerry