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Message started by LasVegas on Sep 23rd, 2015 at 5:12pm

Title: Humorous Quotes by Yogi Berra
Post by LasVegas on Sep 23rd, 2015 at 5:12pm
Some of the more widely quoted philosophy of Yogi Berra, the New York Yankees Hall of Fame catcher who died yesterday at age 90:

On his approach to at-bats: "You can't think and hit at the same time."

On selecting a restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

On economics: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."

On how events sometimes seem to repeat themselves "It's deja vu all over again!"

On baseball attendance: "If people don't come to the ballpark, how are you gonna stop them?"

On a slipping batting average: "Slump? I ain't in no slump. ... I just ain't hitting."

On travel directions: "When you come to a fork in the road take it."

On pregame rest: "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."

On battling the shadows in left field at Yankee Stadium: "It gets late early out there."

On fan mail: "Never answer an anonymous letter."

On being told he looked cool: "You don't look so hot yourself."

On being asked what time it was: "You mean now?"

On being given a day in his honor: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

On a spring training drill: "Pair off in threes."

On his approach to playing baseball: "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

On death: "Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't go to yours."

On learning: "You can observe a lot by watching."

On his team's diminishing pennant chances: "It ain't over `till it's over."

On the fractured syntax attributed to him: "I really didn't say everything I said."


Title: Re: Humorous Quotes by Yogi Berra
Post by Jeannie on Sep 23rd, 2015 at 6:33pm
My dad and Mr. Berra were childhood friends, growing up on The Hill, here in St Louis. I enjoyed hearing of their fun together.

Title: Re: Humorous Quotes by Yogi Berra
Post by Callico on Sep 27th, 2015 at 4:25pm
RIP!  :'(

Casey Stengel taught him well. (You have to be as old as me to know what I'm talking about.)

Jerry

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