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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Signs you're getting old... http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1465505611 Message started by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 4:53pm |
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Title: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 4:53pm
Don't be shy...I will start...
when you remember things from twenty years ago but not twenty minutes ago. Here's a few more that come to mind... Hard to hold in your farts Food replaces sex as the number one pleasure Hair starts to grow out of your ears and nose You watch the news all the time You need a nap after mowing the lawn Your the oldest person at the gym ;) -Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 4:55pm
When you ask your barber to fix the balding spot in the back of your head and he has no solution. ;)
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 4:56pm
When you remember getting calls from a friendly nurse at the doctor's office to advise reminder of tomorrow's appointment, instead of the impersonal automated recording asking you to press 1 to confirm or 2 to reschedule, etc ;)
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 4:57pm
When you remember the town you currently live in when it had half the population. ;)
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2016 at 5:03pm
When you recall using credit cards requiring a swipe on the portable machine with carbon paper for signature. ;)
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by Peter510 on Jun 9th, 2016 at 5:54pm
When your broad mind and narrow waist swap places.
P. |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by maz on Jun 10th, 2016 at 7:02am
You look in the mirror and think "when did that happen".
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by maz on Jun 10th, 2016 at 7:26am
I remember a time when they used to ask me for ID if I wanted to buy booze. They don't ask now.
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by BobG on Jun 10th, 2016 at 9:48am
When you go to your 50th high school reunion and think "What the hell happened to these geezers?"
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by AussieBrian on Jun 10th, 2016 at 7:13pm
You meet a girl and think, Ooo, she's nice and then you meet her mum and think, Ooo, she's nice.
Then along comes granny and... |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by jon019 on Jun 10th, 2016 at 9:29pm
...you've known for over 55 years that Red Skelton is one of the funniest men who ever lived..........
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 12th, 2016 at 1:53pm
When some of your favorite movies have been remade
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 16th, 2016 at 3:23pm
When you grew up in a time when respect of elders was never questioned. e.g., Addressing people as Mr. ___, and Mrs. ____, Miss _____, Dr. _____, certainly not by their first names, unless you knew them personally and were of similar age.
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 16th, 2016 at 3:24pm
When you've watched black n white TV more times than color TV before you were a teenager
-Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by Peter510 on Jun 16th, 2016 at 4:53pm
When half the distance takes twice the time (even when driving).
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by LasVegas on Jun 16th, 2016 at 5:20pm
"You know you're getting old when the candles on your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself."
- Bob Hope -Gregg in Las Vegas |
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Title: Re: Signs you're getting old... Post by Peter510 on Jun 16th, 2016 at 6:25pm
You know you're old when:
You and your teeth don't sleep together. |
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