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Title: Funny Jokes Post by CathyRoberson on Oct 20th, 2016 at 6:35am
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE:
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color, figuring since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 Years?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you." _______________________________ Cathy Roberson, 4276 Delaware Avenue San Francisco, CA 94108 essayservices.org Calm Reader/Traveler/Foodie/Freelance Writer/Crafter/A Wife & Mom/Restless/Lost in Stories/Academic Writing[/url]/Blogger A short pencil is better than a long memory! |
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Post by Peter510 on Oct 20th, 2016 at 12:15pm
Excellent!!!!!!!!!!
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Title: Re: Funny Jokes Post by LasVegas on Oct 20th, 2016 at 8:21pm
Good one!
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