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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> Go Figure http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1497041673 Message started by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2017 at 4:54pm |
Title: Go Figure Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2017 at 4:54pm
I'VE GOT NOBODY TO TELL THIS TO, SO YOU JERKS ARE ELECTED-
I just checked my bank balance; it was: CHECKING- $170.07 SAVINGS- $42.31 Nothing spectacular for a very poor bloke like me . . . except . . . the total is MY BIRTH DATE!!! $212.38 Feburary 12, 1938. WHAT ARE THE FRIGGIN' ODDS FOR THAT? OK, NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELVES (wish I still could), AND THANK YOU. And to show my appreciation, here is a list of some weird city names (with some comments by little ole me) . . . enjoy. Weird City names: Anus, France [residents from Gayville, S.D get excited here] Ass (Ukraine) [the "Butt" of many a joke] Bald Knob, Arkansas [a nice place to have a 'stroke'] Beaver Lick, Kentucky [a lot of 'tongue waggin' goes on here] Big Beaver, Pennsylvania [sister city to 'Big Bone Lick] Big Bone Lick, (USA) [a bunch of happy men live there] Blackdykes, England [no Caucasian male residents allowed] Boring , Oregon [an uninteresting town] Buttzville, New Jersey [aka "Booty, N.J.] Climax, Michigan [a satisfying place for women] Climax, Georgia [a southern version of the above] Cockplay, Scotland [give 'em a hand, everybody] Cocksgag, Ohio [the movie "Deep Throat" was made there] Condom, Gascony [the "Latex capital of the world"!] Coxsackie, New York [next to Gayville, S.C.] Dickshooter, Idaho [all the women wear goggles there] Dikshit, India [Michael Moore's home town?] Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada [all the men moved to the town below] Disappointment, Kentucky [self explanatory] Fart, Virginia [there's a 'foul' wind blowing there] French Lick, Indiana [another version of Big Bone Lick, USA] Fuchsgrunt, Germany [a very 'vocal' place] Fucking, Austria [a really 'friendly' town] Gayville, South Dakota [all the guys walk kinda funny there] Hell, Michigan [it's a Devil of a place to find a parking spot] Hooker, Oklahoma [a Pimp's paradise] Hookersville, West Virgina [a 'John's' paradise] Horneytown, North Carolina [the weather's Hot & Wet there] Hot Coffee, Mississippi [Stella Stevens was born there- really] Intercourse, Pennsylvania [a 'screwy' little town] Little Dix Village, West Indies [lots of unhappy women there] Long Dong, China [the women there smile ALL the time] Looneyville, Texas [Walt's home town ?] Mount Mee, Australia [why the Hell not?] Muff, Ireland [There really is a 'diving' club in Muff, Ireland] Needmore, Texas [DON'T WE ALL!] Nipple, Utah [people there don't eat big meals; they just 'nibble'] No Name, Colorado [sorry, can't find it on the map] Onacock, Virginia [Ladies- a nice place to 'sit out' the winter months] Pennis Wood, England [a 'Hard' place not to like] Poopoo, Hawaii [don't walk around at night- barefooted!] girl thingy Creek, Ohio [find it where the road makes a "Y"] Sexmoan, Phillippines [it's NOT the North wind you're hearing] Shag Island, Indian Ocean [Michael Meyer's home town?] Smackass Gap, North Carolina [it's NOT a 'pat on the back'] Spread Eagle, Wisconsin [a 'place' with easy access] Three Cocks, Wales [Population: 3 happy men; many anxious women] Threeway, Virginia [someone's happy there; but who?] Titless, Switzerland ["Twiggy's home town?] Titty Ho, England [ Dolly Parton's home town?] Twatt, Orkney, Scotland [located near girl thingy Creek] Virginville, Pennsylvania [no females over 12 live there] Wank, Germany [Germany's version of the "Twin Cities"] Weener, Germany [see above] Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA [how's that for a 'mixed drink' ladies?] The world's longest city name: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu New Zealand" The above was copy/pasted from a public website that I thought was funny and compelled to share with ClusterVille. Hope you enjoyed! ;) -Gregg in Las Vegas |
Title: Re: Go Figure Post by AussieBrian on Jun 9th, 2017 at 5:27pm
Hey, Greg. My RAAF service number, A125251, is a mix-up of my birth date, 12.12.55.
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Title: Re: Go Figure Post by Peter510 on Jun 9th, 2017 at 5:49pm
My date of birth is 10081957.
NOT my bank balance, I'm afraid. |
Title: Re: Go Figure Post by LasVegas on Jun 9th, 2017 at 6:08pm
Brian & Peter, like yourselves, my birthday is not early in the year, which is why I did not change the bank balances on this funny copy/paste.
Much more funny the way it was written with a February birthday - low bank balance, especially from somebody born 79 years ago. Best. -Gregg in Las Vegas |
Title: Re: Go Figure Post by maz on Jun 10th, 2017 at 12:23pm
When I was working I had to send samples of out products to potential customers, and came across a few wierd addresses - amongst them were Dykes bottom, and Bishops wynd. :o
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