LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence,
and  you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Harry.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little Harry says, 'I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers'.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
to which Little Harry replies, 'The correct answer is 'The one with the
wedding-ring on, 'but I like your thinking.'

LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 2)

Little Harry returns from school and says he got an 'F' in  arithmetic.
'Why'? asks the father.
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3', so I said 6', replies Harry.
'But that's right' says his father.
'Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3 x 2'
'What's the fuckin' difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said' replied Harry.

LITTLE HARRY ON ENGLISH

Little Harry goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are  going to
learn multi-syllable words in our class. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word?'
Harry says 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Harry, that's a real mouthful.'
Little Harry says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow-job.'

LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR

Little Harry was sitting in the class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to go take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now Harry, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to is, 'I need to Urinate'.
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in