On the oil crisis   A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~Well, there's a very simple answer.~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.~~~
    Our OIL is located in:~~~Alaska~~~California~~~
Coastal Florida~~~  Coastal Louisiana~~~Wyoming~~~Utah~~~Kansas~~~Oklahoma~~~
Pennsylvania and Texas~~~

Our DIPSTICKS are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?   ...Didn't think so.

Hugs BD

Very funny, very true!