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Tillie, Maude and Gertrude
Jun 17^th, 2008 at 12:11pm

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench
having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.

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Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Cry

Then Maude also had a stroke.

Cry

But Tillie, being older and more feeble,

(Wait for it)

couldn't reach that far .

Cool

Lean on me, when you're not strong, cause we all need somebody to lean on.

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