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Kilroy 2.0 CH.com Sponsor Offline Kilroy 2. is Here! Kilroy 2. is Everywhere! Posts: 1637 Madison,WI Gender:	16 year old son for sale! Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:56pm I know why god makes little babys so cute. It is so you have something to remember when you would like to kill them. 1 16 year old for sale Comes fully loaded with Car, Cell phone, Computer and Xbox 360 Great Deal!!!! Brain although slightly irregular (bad attitude and CH) has hardly ever been used Will take best offer!
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Tiannia CH.com Alumnus Offline Life does not apologies...... Posts: 3422 Eugene, OR Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #1 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 7:58pm I'll throw in my husband. Except for him not being the one with CH, they seem like a match pair.
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cash5542 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1243 x1\|Ocean Pines\|USA\|usa\|498\|141\|MD,Maryland Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #2 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 8:52pm Does he clean bathrooms??? I'm just starting to not want to sell my son who is 25 although today he acted like he was 16. He sent Lisa a card a week late for her 23rd birthday with a chek in it for 23 cents. Boys...... Charlotte
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Mosaicwench CH.com Sponsor Offline www.mosaicwench.com Posts: 3507 Near Milwaukee WI, USA Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #3 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 10:27pm I'd be willing to make it a BOGO . . . . buy one get one free. . . . Mine doesn't have CH or drive yet, but he's fully loaded with attitude and never at a loss for words . . . .
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Felicia CH.com Old Timer Offline You can never change me. Posts: 318 Daytona Beach, FL, USA Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #4 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 10:51pm I'm so glad my daddy loves me. Broken
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #5 - Jun 30^th, 2008 at 11:42pm Mine just left -- he's 39 -- I'll thow him in for free!!!!! He comes with attitude and migraines... but he's cute... (I get to keep the grandkid! - he's still young enough to mold!) Hugs BD
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Kilroy 2.0 CH.com Sponsor Offline Kilroy 2. is Here! Kilroy 2. is Everywhere! Posts: 1637 Madison,WI Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #6 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 8:56am Just great no takers, just a big pile of used kids nobody wants.
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Charlotte CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2385 Patterson,California Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #7 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 9:22am Gena, you might as well keep him. Good days/bad days, lol. I'm down to my last teenager and I like her, most of the time. Maybe we could swap. Would you like a 19 year old daughter? Charlotte
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #8 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 9:49am

Charlotte wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 9:22am:

Gena, you might as well keep him. Good days/bad days, lol. I'm down to my last teenager and I like her, most of the time. Maybe we could swap. Would you like a 19 year old daughter?

Charlotte

That would be fine with me Grin

But, poor Thomas would kill himself trying to keep the boys away Tongue

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Brew Ex Member	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #9 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 10:09am It must be such a drag being unwanted and unloved. ( When will these alien creatures ever learn?)
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JimLaff CH.com Veteran Offline OH CRAP!!!!! Posts: 146 x1\|Springfield\|USA\|usa\|486\|122\|PA,Pennsylvania Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #10 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 10:16am Funny...... Just saw something about moms for sale
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #11 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 11:53am

ik, SO i'VE GOT A TWOFER!
This will be in the free section:

Up for grabs,
1 32 yr old male,
physically and mentally prime material,
10 yr old male,
smart and handsome-a spitting image of the 32 yr old...........
32 yr old excels at video games, sports-watching, complaining and kitchen-messing
I'd like the 10 yr old back half of each week, so I can do some remodeling on him...........there's still hope!
MUST HAVE LOTS OF MONEY to support these two.

Call me SOONEST if you have interest!

Cathi Cheesy

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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #12 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 12:17pm OH, Come on GUYS!!!!! You know you'd miss them!!!!!!! Take a look at those boys while they're sleeping. It'll all come back to you. Their first smile, first word, the first time he said " I love you , Momma." You'll want to hang on to them.................till they wake up! Smile, Jeannie
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Brew Ex Member	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #13 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:12pm Boo - C'mon, get with the program. This is all tongue in cheek. Not a single person on here would trade 'em for the world. We just wish they'd clean up after themselves and be a little more compliant. That's not asking too much, is it?
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #14 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 1:25pm

I know, Brew! Actually, I want to give mine away when he's awake too! In fact , he just woke up for the day and started spreading his sunshine all over the house. Can you believe we are are forcing that boy to go to a Cardinal's baseball game with the family tonight!? The nerve of us! We should be just giving him the tickets so he can take his friends. We are the worst parents in the world.

Jeannie

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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #15 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:45pm

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We just wish they'd clean up after themselves and be a little more compliant. That's not asking too much, is it?

Apparently it IS!!!!

Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) that the more teenage boys you put together in one area, the lower their IQ gets!

I bet that there is actually a mathematical equation, or at least a physics theory.
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #16 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:58pm

Kilroy 2.0 wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 3:45pm:

[quote author=5545524054455240370 link=1214870183/0#13 date=1214932331]
Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) that the more teenage boys you put together in one area, the lower their IQ gets!

I bet that there is actually a mathematical equation, or at least a physics theory.
Tongue

Speaking from personal experience I don't find that equation changes with age. At least I hope it never does Wink

-Dennis-

who has a 17 y/o Daughter for sale, low miles, acts like she's 13 but does drive, still has that fresh teenager mouth which makes her easy on the eyes but rough on the ears Roll Eyes

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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #17 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 4:27pm

I didn't have any takers for any of mine, I'm a single dad and would have ~~paid~~ let 'em go cheap. One 17 y/o left...expert at turning groceries into septic tank filler.

But I'll have my revenge. My 19 y/o son had a baby girl yesterday for me to spoil...ROTTEN!!!

ROFL I'm on the phone with my daughter (25) and she yelled at my granddaughter "No Hannah, you can't put a leash on your brother!"

Yep, the babies are why we don't choke the living shit outa teenagers.

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Kilroy 2.0 CH.com Sponsor Offline Kilroy 2. is Here! Kilroy 2. is Everywhere! Posts: 1637 Madison,WI Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #18 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:08pm As we know, kids take time and money Kids = Time x Money And since "Time is money" Time = Money Kids = Money x Money = Money^2 However, "Money is the root of all evil" Money = {Evil} kids = Money^2 = ((Evil))^2 Therefore, we are forced to conclude that: kids = Evil
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gizmo CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 522 Germany Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #19 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:10pm Kilroy 2.0 wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:08pm: Therefore, we are forced to conclude that: kids = Evil ROTFL
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #20 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:11pm

Congratulations on your new grandchild Grinner!

I was about to say don't worry if you can't sell your boys. They may get married and become someone elses problem. I felt so guilty at my sons wedding like "do you know what your getting yourself into!!??" But I was good, and sat and smiled through the whole wedding. Now I'm waiting for the grankid thing but not too anxious.

Charlotted

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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #21 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:13pm We'll get our turn ! Someday they will be parents of teenagers AND they will have to deal with their elderly parents! HE HE HE ! Jeannie
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #22 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:15pm Quote: Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) It does. There is nothing goofier than a gaggle of teenage girls. Trust me on this. Best, George
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cash5542 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1243 x1\|Ocean Pines\|USA\|usa\|498\|141\|MD,Maryland Gender:	Re: 16 year old son for sale! Reply #23 - Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:42pm George wrote on Jul 1^st, 2008 at 5:15pm: Quote: Why is it (I am not sure if this goes for girls) It does. There is nothing goofier than a gaggle of teenage girls. Trust me on this. Best, George What he said! Charlotte
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Re: 16 year old son for sale!
Reply #24 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 12:05pm

How big did you say is his trust fund?

I have an extra bedroom he can stay in, a yard he can mow, many flower beds he can de-weed, a clean hot tub he can use, a riding mower he may drive, and a few vehicles he can wash/wax.

I located in MD between Baltimore, Annapolis, and Washington DC. Loverly suburban community on a quiet dead end street. Neihgbors are freindly (at least they put up with my shit..), much nature to enjoy such as: deer, possum, raccons, squirrels, chipmunks and GROUNDHOGS. I gave up on the 'Witness Relocation Program-Operation Groundhog) and have gone back to 'Wnchester Repeating Arms, Co.' and friends.

Song burds and many wild birds. Humming birds adore the feeder, which he is welcome to clean and refill, and Gold Finches flock to my sunflower plants. He is also welcome to enjoy the abudance of tomatoes from the garden and weed it whilst he's there!

How much is that trust fund again????

TomM

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