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JimLaff

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HAPPY FOURTH
Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 9:18am

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Friday, July 4th, at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. Smiley

HAPPY 4TH

Where do I take this pain of mine&&I run but it stays right my side&&So tear me open, pour me out&&There's things inside that scream and shout&&And the pain still hates me&&So hold me, until it sleeps

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thebbz Ex Member	Re: HAPPY FOURTH Reply #1 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 1:50pm I'm in. Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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artonio7 Ex Member	Re: HAPPY FOURTH Reply #2 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 2:08pm That was a hoot... although I am an American and will celebrate the 4th of July... I am not anti Muslim... I'm anti terrorist... many of our American brothers and sisters are Muslim. with warm regards, Tony
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Jonny

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Reply #3 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 6:22pm

Some stuff is just plain funny! Wink

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas . Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size Bronze statue of a rat It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that He decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," Said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I Won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few
Real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him Down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little Bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to Over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and
Saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they
Were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he
Ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the
Harbor as he could.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and Were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're Bringing it back !"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how Much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there!"

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JimLaff CH.com Veteran Offline OH CRAP!!!!! Posts: 146 x1\|Springfield\|USA\|usa\|486\|122\|PA,Pennsylvania Gender:	Re: HAPPY FOURTH Reply #5 - Jul 2^nd, 2008 at 11:46pm Wow!!!
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BarbaraD

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Re: HAPPY FOURTH
Reply #6 - Jul 4^th, 2008 at 8:31am

Now this was really funny. I've shared it with all my Patriotic friends and between 5 and 6 today they will be PROVING they are true Ameicans. (OK so my brother-in-law is a big worker in the VFW here and thought it was a great idea - I think they're planning to march around the square in Linden! at least that was the plans at the VFW last night! -some alcohol was involved

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When I told this to my auditor I thought he was gonna crack up. He was doubled over laughing, but said being a true American he thought it was his duty to 'prove' it - now to convince his wife....

Ok, I'm going back to my room now.... Kiss

Hugs BD

What don't kill ya, Makes ya stronger!

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