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This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Jul 7^th, 2008 at 3:21am

This is the week, folks! BE WARNED!!!

We already have ONE limey here in country. THEN that cantankerous OLD viking will be heading to our shores. And then those weirdos from north of the border will be infiltrating us.

Oye vay!

Will we ever survive?

I guess I will just have to head down to Dallas, myself, to get a first hand accounting of their devious undertakings!

Chuck

(Pssst .... Are we THERE yet?)

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Gator Ex Member	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #1 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 7:21am 3 days and a wake up!
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #2 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 8:04am Yeah Chuck, been thinking the same thing myself. Guess I'll head up to Dallas to see what the devil has invaded MY state here.... Hate to leave the country here, but guess it's my "duty" to check it out.... Meet ya up there about Thursday sometime. Can't be tooooo careful these days ya know... Hugs BD
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #3 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 8:30am

The LeLimey has already conjured up the demons! When the rest of the lot gets here it will be all over. Save yourselves!!!

Since she has been here she has ben trying to poison me with healthy food and stuff like that. I don't know if I will survive to meet you all in Dallas. I'll do my best and will try and keep the Witches evil spells from getting to the rest of you!

It is a thankless job but someone has to do it and keep the world safe!

-P.

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #4 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 11:30am Hang in there Paul -- help is on the way.... we're sending out vibes..(I've conjured up a few "brews" down here and have been sending them out your way to help you out all I can ) you can do it man... be tuff.... Chuckie and I are coming....... Hugs BD
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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #5 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 4:28pm Too late boys - I've recruited Barb, Donna, Patti, Carolyn, Jean, Jackie, Tanya and Jane to the dark side already and plans are afoot for the other's - watch out weaker sex, the Chen's are in the house! Hey Goatie - we'd better be getting the chance to hang ~~off~~ your neck!! LeLimey the little angel....
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Reply #6 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 4:35pm

Damn! I wish I was going to Dallas to see all of you again.

It would be perfect because our company just signed a contract with a manufacturer in Dallas. I could have traveled completely on company money! You know, come in a day early, visit the factory, and write the whole thing off.

Alas, I also knew that the minute I went to the convention, my daughter would give birth to my granddaughter. She's going to the doc on Thursday and they will probably induce. Getting from Dallas to Wilmington, NC fast is a lot harder than jumping in my car and driving 3-1/2 hours.

My decision has to stand. I won't be in Dallas, but I hope you all have the best time. Please Chuck, give hugs and kisses to everyone (yes, everyone) from me.

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Reply #7 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 5:52pm

Oh drats Sandy -- now we'll have to "talk" about you.. Cheesy

Ok, If the choice was between Chers or a new grandbaby -- there's no choice, but we'll miss you... Let us know when the baby gets here and we'll have a convention toast to the newbie...(the least we can do Wink

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And Chuckie is all puckerd up and ready for the kissing.... Don't worry he won't miss "anyone" -- he never does...

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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #8 - Jul 7^th, 2008 at 8:47pm

ClusterChuck wrote on Jul 7^th, 2008 at 3:21am:

I guess I will just have to head down to Dallas, myself, to get a first hand accounting of their devious undertakings!

Chuck

(Pssst .... Are we THERE yet?)

Between you and Barb, the first hand around grabbing a handful of undietaking might be a photo finish.

BarbaraD wrote on Jul 7^th, 2008 at 5:52pm:

Don't worry he won't miss "anyone"

Oye vay!

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #9 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 9:04am Hey Chuckie -- if you get there before me Mark a big X on the sidewalk -- If I get there first I'll erase it!!! But you'd best remember -- I'M THE OFFICIAL 'BUN' INSPECTOR!!!!! Hugs BD Are we there yet!!!!!
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #10 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 9:40am As if things aren't bad enough, there'll also be an Aussie there this year. Strange sort of bloke who uses various surnames (Goes-By, Goads-Bi's, Gods-Buy, God-Speed) and passes himself off as some sort of proffessor. Somehow, it's never his turn to buy the beer.
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #11 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 10:04am

AussieBrian wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 9:40am:

As if things aren't bad enough, there'll also be an Aussie there this year. Strange sort of bloke who uses various surnames (Goes-By, Goads-Bi's, Gods-Buy, God-Speed) and passes himself off as some sort of proffessor.

Somehow, it's never his turn to buy the beer.

Well, if Proffessor Goes-By is there than there will be a right propper accent and not this Marry Poppins stuff I have been hearing! Wink

If Helen sees this will someone please let me out of the cargo hold when my flight arrives in Dallas? Roll Eyes

-P.

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Reply #12 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 11:29am

Paul98 wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 10:04am:

AussieBrian wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 9:40am:

As if things aren't bad enough, there'll also be an Aussie there this year. Strange sort of bloke who uses various surnames (Goes-By, Goads-Bi's, Gods-Buy, God-Speed) and passes himself off as some sort of proffessor.

Somehow, it's never his turn to buy the beer.

Well, if Proffessor Goes-By is there than there will be a right propper accent and not this Marry Poppins stuff I have been hearing! Wink

If Helen sees this will someone please let me out of the cargo hold when my flight arrives in Dallas? Roll Eyes

-P.

Hmmmmmmmmmm... I see footprints.. but they don't LOOK like Paul's.... Cool

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deltadarlin CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 3823 Downsville LA Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #13 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 2:54pm Me and the sidekick will be there Thursday afternoon, hopefully by 3 at the latest. Might need to find me a couple of draft people to help me unload all the cookies out of the car! 'darlin
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #14 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 4:54pm

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Too late boys -
I've recruited Barb, Donna, Patti, Carolyn, Jean, Jackie, Tanya and Jane to the dark side already and plans are afoot for the other's - watch out weaker sex, the Chen's are in the house!

Hey Goatie - we'd better be getting the chance to hang ~~off~~ your neck!! Wink

LeLimey the little angel.... Smiley

I will swing by but it will be very brief. got to deliver on a promise.
big pig sticker
not sure if it will be on friday or saturday.
can someone get me a number to call when I am on my way so everyone can hide?

Mike

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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #15 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 7:13pm Quote: will someone please let me out of the cargo hold when my flight arrives in Dallas? -P. Oh don't worry Pauliepoo - I have every intention of letting you out of the cargo hold I promise!! somewhere over Memphis in fact.....
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #16 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 8:48pm Steer clear of Brian for awhile. He'll be on a helluva jet lag. Have fun kids. Charlie
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #17 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 10:04pm

Sandy_C wrote on Jul 7^th, 2008 at 4:35pm:

Alas, I also knew that the minute I went to the convention, my daughter would give birth to my granddaughter.

You call THIS a good excuse??

Two years ago, while at the Milcon convention, my daughter-in-law gave birth to my first grandson. They were fine, waiting till I got there AFTER the convention to see my first grandbaby!

I even brought that damned Viking, and his lovely wife with me to see them!

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Reply #18 - Jul 8^th, 2008 at 10:12pm

BarbaraD wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 9:04am:

But you'd best remember -- I'M THE OFFICIAL 'BUN' INSPECTOR!!!!!

You can inspect, with your eyes, ALL you want!

But, I am the ONE AND ONLY official HANDS ON ass groper!

Just because you are older than dirt, itself, does NOT give you the right to run slipshod over us younguns! I just MIGHT have to get tough and put you in your place, in Dallas!

Just keep it up, ya old broad, and this young whippersnapper will BRING IT ON!

(Let the WAR begin!)

Chuck

(oh SHIT!! Now I better find a GOOD place to hide! I might have riled the WRONG hornet's nest!)

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #19 - Jul 9^th, 2008 at 8:11am Riled you have buddy boy.... I was "TESTING" buns when you were still in short skirts!!!! IT'S MY JOB AND I TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!! Just stand back and watch the MASTER work!!!! Hugs BD
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #20 - Jul 9^th, 2008 at 9:08am

Ghost wrote on Jul 8^th, 2008 at 4:54pm:

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Too late boys -
I've recruited Barb, Donna, Patti, Carolyn, Jean, Jackie, Tanya and Jane to the dark side already and plans are afoot for the other's - watch out weaker sex, the Chen's are in the house!

Hey Goatie - we'd better be getting the chance to hang ~~off~~ your neck!! Wink

LeLimey the little angel.... Smiley

I will swing by but it will be very brief. got to deliver on a promise.
big pig sticker
not sure if it will be on friday or saturday.
can someone get me a number to call when I am on my way so everyone can hide?

Mike

the very tired hurtn goat

WowaShit!

-P. (who is now very worried about the witch wiff weapons about.)

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas) Reply #21 - Jul 9^th, 2008 at 11:07am Paul98 wrote on Jul 9^th, 2008 at 9:08am: (who is now very worried about the witch wiff weapons about.) Yes, Paul I would be *VERY* afraid!!!
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Re: This country is SCREWED! (esp. Dallas)
Reply #22 - Jul 9^th, 2008 at 11:12am

BarbaraD wrote on Jul 9^th, 2008 at 8:11am:

IT'S MY JOB AND I TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!! Just stand back and watch the MASTER work!!!!

BAH!!

DREAM on, Alice!!! (You WILL make it to wonderland!)

Yer jes a "hazbeen" that is trying to live up to OLD glories!

The NEW, YOUNGER, CUTER has taken over to show the old granny HOW IT IS DONE!

Chuck

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Reply #23 - Jul 9^th, 2008 at 3:34pm

Ok BubbleBUtt -- just because there's snow on the roof don't mean the home fires ain't still a burnin' bright....

I've forgotten more about Bun Testin' than you'll ever figure out!!!! You damn younguns think you know everything... Tongue

Now go pack your pink thong and take a deep breath - I gotta go have a nap and get my good hand rested up....

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