Donna don't you be worrying about Beeeeyul - we'll double up on him girlie! I'll slap him, you snap him

I love your hair straight like that it looks gorgeous on you.
KOP I like your beard on you like that, it suits you.
Jim - I have a handbag you are gonna lurve! Can we go shoe shopping together? Puhleeese?!

Linda you wait until you see what I have for you including one insert into the pile from Jasper! You're looking fantastic and that lemony colour really suits you.
Jean I've missed you so much! I really, REALLY can't wait to see you.
Svenn and Bente, Svenn shaving that ol bumfluff off has taken 20 years off you - I told you so in Munich and you're looking really well. Just as well cos that Bente.. grrrr... if she gets any younger looking you'll be arrested for being a dirty old man! (See what hanging around with Chuck'll do for a fella?!)
Beth I can't wait to finally meet you! I've had to wait far too long girlie and that makes me cross! Hmm.. may just have to slap Beeeyul twice to get rid of some of that pent up aggression

Lizzie I love your hair getting longer on you like that, it's such a soft pretty style and it really frames your face.
Beeeyul - just theeee-unk - you're baaaay-uck where it all started over that menu!! Are you finally going to read it to me?! LOL I know, I know - eeeeeyut sheeeeyut!

Justin and Jessica just you wait until Auntie Helen gets to you okay?! Tell that mummy of yours I love her very much and I have a special big thank you to both of you for being so generous and sharing your mummy with us while she got eveything ready for the convention so we could all have a good time. She's very special and a lot of fun and I think we love her almost as much as you both do. I love you both very much too and can't wait for all those cuddles I've been promised!!
I can't wait - we'll be there later today Wheeeeeee!
Well - if Paul ever stops titivating that is!

He's upstairs in the bathroom getting gorgeous and I'm down here on the laptop - I've given up trying to make a silk purse out of a sows ear LOL I'd sooner sit here and chat wiv me mates!
To all of you not joining us in Dallas - I'll raise a glass to absent friends. You will be missed, you will be thought of and most of all - you
WILL be talked about!!
That'll teach you to come next year!!
Take care everyone, safe travels to those venturing forth and keep the lights on here to those of you who will be keeping the magic going at ch.com for those in need.
lots of love to you all
Helen xxx