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Jonny Ex Member	Hmmmmm! Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:13pm Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #1 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:16pm Jonny my love -- you've got waaay too much time on your hands today... Hugs BD
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #2 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:17pm BarbaraD wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:16pm: Jonny my love -- you've got waaay too much time on your hands today... Hugs BD This one is for you, Mom. At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells... 'THEIRS'?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #3 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:20pm And most of the time it is.... You're just full of vinegar today aren't you?
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #4 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:22pm BarbaraD wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:20pm: You're just full of vinegar today aren't you? You bet I am....LMAO!!! If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #5 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:23pm LMAO And did YOU know that 95% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #6 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:25pm I like this....LOL If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #7 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:33pm And how come you DRIVE on the Parkway and PARK in the DRIVEway
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #8 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:34pm BarbaraD wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:33pm: And how come you DRIVE on the Parkway and PARK in the DRIVEway I blame the libs for that one.....LOL Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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Ray CH.com Alumnus Offline Ray Posts: 1996 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #9 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:51pm Why is it called a pair of pants and it's only a bra?
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #10 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 3:55pm If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #11 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 4:39pm Has there been a serving of some type of crazy juice here today because I missed out on mine!! Gimme some too!
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #12 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 4:42pm Em wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 4:39pm: Has there been a serving of some type of crazy juice here today because I missed out on mine!! Gimme some too! Yeah, wacko jacko stopped by with some Jesus juice. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #13 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 4:54pm Quote: Yeah, wacko jacko stopped by with some Jesus juice. You really are on fire today!!
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #14 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 5:29pm You have to wonder why it takes 4 hours of serious work to open a CD while you have to search shelves in the store to make sure you get a lightbulb that might work if you treat it like nitro glycerin? Charlie
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #15 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 5:38pm How many MEN does it take to put a roll of toliet paper on a roller? Who knows - it's never been tried....
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #16 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 6:52pm Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #17 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 9:36pm 2 wrongs don't make a right. 3 rights make a left.
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FramCire CH.com Alumnus Offline Life like a froward child must be humored a little Posts: 1710 Bolivar, MO USA Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #18 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 9:37pm This is like a bad Steven Wright set at the Comedy connection. Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein! Isnt it strange how the US major political parties are represented by the elephant and donkey.... I think if it was my choice, I would have gone for a Lion or an owl.
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-johnny- CH.com Sponsor Offline theres no smoking on the dock Posts: 1642 fayette county ohio Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #19 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 9:38pm BarbaraD wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 5:38pm: How many MEN does it take to put a roll of toliet paper on a roller? Who knows - it's never been tried.... whats the point. it's just going to end up in the toilet anyways.
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Re: Hmmmmm!
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FramCire wrote on Jul 26^th, 2008 at 9:37pm:

This is like a bad Steven Wright set at the Comedy connection.

Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein!

Isnt it strange how the US major political parties are represented by the elephant and donkey.... I think if it was my choice, I would have gone for a Lion or an owl.

ben franklin wanted the turkey instead of a bald eagle to be our national bird . then aaron tippon (or who ever that was) would have wrote a song called "stars and stripes, where the turkey flies" Cheesy

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Grandma_Sweet_Boy CH.com Alumnus Offline What Goes Around Comes Around! Posts: 4496 Georgetown,Ontario Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #21 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 9:54pm So - if the plural of tooth is teeth How come the plural of booth isn't beeth? Just askin' is all! Apparently I have too much time on my hands as well. Carol
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Re: Hmmmmm!
Reply #22 - Jul 26^th, 2008 at 10:30pm

Why would you need a plural for tooth? (Sorry, I live in the Ozarks where the average person has a tattoo to tooth ratio well over 10 tatts for each tooth)

I once bought powdered water but I didn't know what to add. Then I bought batteries but they weren't included. At least my apartment lets us have pets, I got a pony.

Thank you very much, Ill be here all week. Grin

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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #23 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 3:07pm OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #24 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 3:45pm Know why I didn't become a doctor? I didn't have any patience!
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