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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #25 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 3:49pm There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.
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sandie99 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain! Posts: 11975 Finland Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #26 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 3:31am I love this thread...
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maalstroom CH.com Old Timer Offline ''Dance to my tune''.... the hell I will! Posts: 491 the Netherlands Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #27 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 6:27am And maybe people from Germany should be called Germs.
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Sandra von der Laage Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #28 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 7:22am maalstroom wrote on Jul 28^th, 2008 at 6:27am: And maybe people from Germany should be called Germs. Du Limburger Kase fresser du!
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jimmers Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #29 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 7:55am Why are they called hemorrhoids? Shouldn't they be called asteroids? jimmers
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #30 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 4:55pm I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #31 - Jul 29^th, 2008 at 7:09am Us folks from the South have noticed that Yankees are a lot like hemmorids - when they come down and go back up they're tolerable... But when they come down and stay they're just a pain in the a$$...
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maalstroom CH.com Old Timer Offline ''Dance to my tune''.... the hell I will! Posts: 491 the Netherlands Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #32 - Jul 29^th, 2008 at 5:10pm What happens to a man beaten half to death..... twice?
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Brew Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #33 - Jul 29^th, 2008 at 5:15pm maalstroom wrote on Jul 29^th, 2008 at 5:10pm: What happens to a man beaten half to death..... twice? He's three-quarters dead? I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'....
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artonio7 Ex Member	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #34 - Jul 29^th, 2008 at 5:34pm Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." with warm regards, Tony
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maalstroom

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Oh I'm sorry, thought the pick would show up here..... anyway, click the learnchinese link, it made me laugh out loud.

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tuck CH.com Veteran Offline Damn this cross is heavy ! Posts: 232 Gillespie , Illinois Gender:	Re: Hmmmmm! Reply #36 - Aug 4^th, 2008 at 10:47am folks, I have been laughing all morning!! thanks for the giggles. what a great way to start my first day off in a week. Tuck
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