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BarbaraD

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I got rear-ended this morning.....
Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 9:14am

I got rear-ended this morning.....

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's how the fight started..

Ya'll have a good weekend now ya hear... Kiss

Hugs BD

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alienspacebabe CH.com Alumnus Offline Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Posts: 1969 Cudahy, WI Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #1 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 11:27am AW MAN!!! I read the subject and thought maybe I'd get some sex tips from ya, hon... oh well. Glad you're ok.
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andrewjb CH.com Hall of Famer Offline when the love of power becomes the power of love ! Posts: 1612 x1\|london\|England\|europe\|185\|238\| Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #2 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 11:50am , love it . and if that had a modicum of truth about it i sincerely apologise for my humour. andrew. edited for spelling.
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Brew Ex Member	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #3 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 12:14pm They prefer the term "little people."
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barry_sword CH.com Alumnus Offline Mountain Biking Keeps Me Sane Posts: 3947 Bracebridge, Canada Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #4 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 12:23pm Glad you are ok Barbara. That makes you the 3rd person from Clusterville in two days who has been involved in a car accident. If things happen in three's, then this bad luck run should be over. Have a safe week-end everyone.
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Re: I got rear-ended this morning.....
Reply #5 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 12:28pm

barry_sword wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 12:23pm:

Glad you are ok Barbara. That makes you the 3rd person from Clusterville in two days who has been involved in a car accident.

If things happen in three's, then this bad luck run should be over. Have a safe week-end everyone.

(pssstt, Barry - I couldn't tell from the tone of your response, but this was a joke. Like Happy, one of the Seven Dwarves, Disney. Supposed to be funny. Like, Ha Ha funny.)

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barry_sword CH.com Alumnus Offline Mountain Biking Keeps Me Sane Posts: 3947 Bracebridge, Canada Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #6 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 12:32pm Back to work I go!!
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purpleydog CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2732	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #7 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 1:15pm Barb, thank you for making my crappy day.
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mummymac CH.com Alumnus Offline Kissed Donny Osmond and proud of it Posts: 943 Jersey\|United_Kingdom\|europe Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #8 - Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 1:48pm If he is not Happy maybe he was Grumpy! the image this story ibrings to the minds eye is so funny
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #9 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 12:10pm BarbaraD wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2008 at 9:14am: I got rear-ended this morning..... NOPE!!! I am NOT going to make ANY comment about the size of the rear giving LOTS of area to aim for ... Nope, not gonna do it ... Chuck
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Mat CH.com Junior Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 85	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #10 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 12:43pm Thanks for the laugh Barb, I needed that lol.
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #11 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 1:01pm Why do I get the feeling this is a joke and not an actual event? very funny Barb, lol
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DennisM1045 CH.com Alumnus Offline One wave at a time! Posts: 3437 Haverhill, Massachusetts, USA Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #12 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 1:21pm Barb, please tell me there is dash board footage from the police cruiser available on youtube. I'd pay money to watch this exchange. BTW: What was his answer? -Dennis-
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Re: I got rear-ended this morning.....
Reply #13 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 1:32pm

Barb,

I am jealous that your story has so much more humor than Lisa's. We are speding a gorgeous Sat. afternoon car shopping, after a week of preshopping. Last night we were at the lawyer and this morning she was at the doctor's getting a splint for her arm. You gave our whole family a good laugh though. I hope you are having a better end to your accident than we are and you are ok!

Charlotte

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Sandy_C CH.com Sponsor Offline There is no such thing as a stupid question. Posts: 3371 Jamestown, NC Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #14 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 4:07pm GROAAAAAAN! Good one, Barb. Thanks for my chuckle today! Sandy
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: I got rear-ended this morning..... Reply #16 - Aug 23^rd, 2008 at 8:03pm Loved the story.....but cannot believe you had the guts to post THAT heading, with THIS crowd....what the hell were you thinking woman???? The humanity!!!! Guiseppi
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