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Sep 7^th, 2008 at 9:44pm

A software engineer is riding a bicycle through the campus when he's stopped by his friend, who is also a software engineer.

"Wow, what a great-looking bike," says the second engineer. "Where did you get it?"

"Well, I was walking along the sidewalk when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it down, tore off all her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want'".

"Hmm," says the second engineer, "Good choice. I don't think her clothes would have fit you."

"Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound." (Thomas More, author of "Utopia", and Chancellor of England. 1477-1535)

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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Engineers Reply #1 - Sep 7^th, 2008 at 10:44pm Sounds like most of the Engineers I know. Actually just the other day a new young Engineer said to me, You know 5 years ago I couldnt even spell Erngener & now I are one.
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Brew Ex Member	Re: Engineers Reply #2 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 7:52am Hey, watch it, pal. I are an erngener, and I resemble that remark!
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Chad CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 738 Emmaus, PA Gender:	Re: Engineers Reply #3 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 9:48am Easy with the engineer jabs
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andrewjb CH.com Hall of Famer Offline when the love of power becomes the power of love ! Posts: 1612 x1\|london\|England\|europe\|185\|238\| Gender:	Re: Engineers Reply #4 - Sep 8^th, 2008 at 12:01pm , andrew.
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