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kevmd CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Who needs a hypothalamus anyway? Posts: 524 x0\|philadelphia\|USA\|\|0\|0\|PA,Pennsylvania Gender:	I'm pregnant!!! Sep 9^th, 2008 at 11:08pm After searching online of symptoms i am having lately (swollen akles, dizziness, twitching in lower abdomin), I am clearly pregnant First male to be pregnant I believe. Seriously, I think its these friggin meds makng me feel like crap all of the time. But if I am pregnant, where will you all be having my baby shower
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Jimi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't feed the moderators Posts: 4925 Madisonville, KY Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #1 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 11:16pm I'm thinking we will have it at Ripley's Believe it or Not.
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Re: I'm pregnant!!!
Reply #2 - Sep 9^th, 2008 at 11:29pm

So sorry to disappoint you, Kev.......In July, a transexual male-turned female gave birth to a healthy baby.errr boy, here in Oregon! I forgot to read the entire article, but it was delivered caesarean section, and he/she made the front page of several magazines.......his girlfriend/husband is the father???
OMG! I am soo confused!!!!

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Re: I'm pregnant!!!
Reply #3 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 8:27am

Cathi_Pierce wrote on Sep 9^th, 2008 at 11:29pm:

So sorry to disappoint you, Kev.......In July, a transexual male-turned female gave birth to a healthy baby.errr boy, here in Oregon! I forgot to read the entire article, but it was delivered caesarean section, and he/she made the front page of several magazines.......his girlfriend/husband is the father???
OMG! I am soo confused!!!!

parts is parts cathi

Cathi,
you are confused Wink

. It was a female to male *conversion* (sorry I have a headache and can't think of the proper word). *She* didn't make the full transfer, kept her inner and outer organs. The baby was born naturally to *him* and his wife.

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Re: I'm pregnant!!!
Reply #4 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 9:03am

deltadarlin wrote on Sep 10^th, 2008 at 8:27am:

Cathi_Pierce wrote on Sep 9^th, 2008 at 11:29pm:

So sorry to disappoint you, Kev.......In July, a transexual male-turned female gave birth to a healthy baby.errr boy, here in Oregon! I forgot to read the entire article, but it was delivered caesarean section, and he/she made the front page of several magazines.......his girlfriend/husband is the father???
OMG! I am soo confused!!!!

parts is parts cathi

Cathi,
you are confused Wink

. It was a female to male *conversion* (sorry I have a headache and can't think of the proper word). *She* didn't make the full transfer, kept her inner and outer organs. The baby was born naturally to *him* and his wife.

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That would be an adadicktome.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself Wink

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Jeannie CH.com Sponsor Offline Live, Laugh, Love.... Posts: 2333 St Louis, Missouri Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #5 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 9:22am OH GOOD LORD!!!!!
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Ray CH.com Alumnus Offline Ray Posts: 1996 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #6 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 10:41am I'm not sure, but I think the phrase I am looking for is.... Oy Vey! Ray
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #7 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 12:21pm Quote: But if I am pregnant, where will you all be having my baby shower Not sure. You mean you intend to keep it? Charlie
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #8 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 12:23pm He better keep it and share the wealth!!!
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Cathi_Pierce CH.com Alumnus Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1191 x0\|Oregon City\|USA\|\|0\|0\|OR,Oregon Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #9 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 1:15pm Delta, LOL! Now you see why I said I was confused! The term I WANTED to use was Hermaphrodite, coz all I can see is severely confused gender! Ohh, I give up! Kev, how ya doin? is it a boy or a girl? Inquiring minds wanna know........... Still headscratching Cathi
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #10 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 2:43pm Don't panic Kev. Get one of those pregnancy test kits so you'll know for sure. Let me know if I need to start knitting some booties.
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jimmers Ex Member	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #11 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 4:07pm Linda, Can you knit me a new booty? My old one is to big! Jimmers
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kevmd CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Who needs a hypothalamus anyway? Posts: 524 x0\|philadelphia\|USA\|\|0\|0\|PA,Pennsylvania Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #12 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 4:11pm lol...you all crack me up! Turns out I am having puppies and I won't keep them.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #13 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 5:24pm you silly. Booties, in this case, are little socks for a baby's feet.
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Redd CH.com Sponsor Offline Posts: 8457 Stevens Point USA Wisconsin Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #14 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 7:39pm Linda_Howell wrote on Sep 10^th, 2008 at 5:24pm: you silly. Booties, in this case, are little socks for a baby's feet. Damn...thats kinda what I thought you meant... I could use a new bootie too...mine is starting to get the middle age "sag' thing going on.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #15 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 8:55pm A big fat to all-a-ya !!!!!!!!!!
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #16 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 9:15pm It aint mine!
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Charlie CH.com Alumnus Offline Happy to be here Posts: 18971 Jamestown, NY Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #17 - Sep 10^th, 2008 at 10:38pm Quote: It aint mine! You're killing me Jonny.....Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or Charlie
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Re: I'm pregnant!!!
Reply #18 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 1:04pm

Kev you might want to try some bio oil for those stretch marks and another top tip for those who are knocked up is ginger for morning sickness!

Personally - I think it's a bloody joy that one of you lot gets to see what "pregnancy" is like and I can't wait until you get to the haemorroids LOL

I'm only teasing, one thing that DOES work for labour and CH though is breathe, Breathe, BREATHE!!!!

You might want to sit there and research episiotomie's too - just glad to be of help my little sausage! Grin

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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #19 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 1:16pm As a woman yet to go through the 'pleasures' of pregnancy, you're really not selling it to me at all. And I'm not looking that horrible word up. I'm in denial that it ever happens. It's far easier that way!!
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Reply #20 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 1:25pm

Em there are lots of ways of avoiding epithingies don't worry honeybun and I can honestly say, as every other mother here with agree with - the pain is unlike anything else you'll ever endure. It's pain with a purpose, it's pain with gain! It's worth every minute and it's all forgotten the minute they put your baby into your arms..

Broody? Nope - just impatient to be Auntie Helen again so will you lot get cracking and make me some babies!!

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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #21 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 1:34pm You sound like my father, who is the most impatient grandfather ever. Despite having a grandson already from my sister, it appears he wants a football team and it all rests on me (because I'll be married soon and that's what married people do, right? ). I don't think so...
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Reply #22 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 1:39pm

Damn right! You can start your family once we're both on the NEXT continent and I get full babysitting rights! I'm sick and tired of this long distance auntie crap! - Although.. I don't want to miss out on Dape's kids, Joshie and Kayleigh and Ermintrude Fluffenelda Pumperknickers who hasn't shown her face yet since Dape thoughtlessly hasn't provided us with a womb with a view! Bloody men!

Of course - it could be Quentin Farquhar Flangeymaflipflop since we don't actually know if it's a boy or a girl yet...

The only thing we CAN be sure of is that they ain't letting Auntie Helen name it! Roll Eyes

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Reply #23 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 2:57pm

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The only thing we CAN be sure of is that they ain't letting Auntie Helen name it! Roll Eyes

Ain't that the truth Shocked

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it could be Quentin Farquhar Flangeymaflipflop since we don't actually know if it's a boy or a girl yet...

But then again i like the sound of that and Joshua now wants to be called Joshua flipflop lol

Pic will follow when i have managed to sort the scanner.

Dape

PS: Julie says that you can chose a middle name as long as it is sensible ~~Like that's possible~~ lol

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LeLimey Ex Member	Re: I'm pregnant!!! Reply #24 - Sep 12^th, 2008 at 4:21pm Is that like "Captain Sensible" Dapey?! Happy, talkie talking happy talk la la la! (Well you can betcha arse it won't be a bloody David!)
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