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Sep 13^th, 2008 at 5:32pm

Now, this is funny.
I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP.
Al Sharpton and the Jesse Jackson will be demanding apologies!!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............

#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways!
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tuck CH.com Veteran Offline Damn this cross is heavy ! Posts: 232 Gillespie , Illinois Gender:	Re: nascar Reply #1 - Sep 14^th, 2008 at 9:04pm If reply that I am ROFLMAO, does that make me a racist????? Tuck
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MR_FLOOR CH.com Alumnus Offline Go Cubbies / even though they suck Posts: 1158 x1\|naperville\|USA\|usa\|360\|126\|IL,Illinois Gender:	Re: nascar Reply #2 - Sep 15^th, 2008 at 8:30pm tuck wrote on Sep 14^th, 2008 at 9:04pm: If reply that I am ROFLMAO, does that make me a racist????? Tuck Then I'm a racist cause is very funny
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