Jennifer
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Its sort of a long story, but a good one.
I come from a rather odd family.. part of which is our Ukrainian/Polish heritage and my great-grandmother and grandfather, who spoke very little English and came to the US July 5, 1900.
Great-grandma taught my mom how to make a lot of old world foods not by measure, but by feel, look, smell, and the same tradition was handed down to me, and then to my kids, neices and nephews. None of these old recipes were written down, add to that all the newer recipes we called each other for constantly and you have the makings of one helluva family cookbook.
So.... I wrote 'em down, collected them, and typed em all out on a TYPEWRITER and made this as a Christmas gift for my family in 1994.... problem: what to call it.....
Every day we'd come home from school or play as typical kids do, yelling, "whats for dinner?" and Dad would always growl his reply the same: Gomenko, you'll eat it and you'll love it" which usually involved unidentifiable leftovers all dumped in one pot and served over toast!
What else could I possibly name this labor of love but GOMENKO??! I was so proud to make copies for each family member, including both Grandma on Dad's side, and Irish Granny on Mom's, as their recipes were also an integral part of our very colourful albeit empoverished heritage. Potato and cabbage recipes are standard fare LOL.
So Mom and Dad took the cookbook to Grandma and Grandad, who took one look at it and LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. Remember: Greatgrandma and greatgrandpa spoke little Englsh and apparently G-grandpa was given to using some rather colourful terms- in Ukrainian- around his impressionable grandson.
It was THEN that our entire family learned that when my Dad was saying, "GOMENKO, you'll eat it and you'll love it", it actually meant, in Ukrainian slang (or so I am told) that GOMENKO was a slang word for SHIT.
Thus, our family cookbook is now a treasured keepsake and in very hot demand by the next generation. Which brings me to my request:
The kids are grown now, moved out, and as teens find out, eating is expensive! I would love to add a new chapter to our colourful family cookbook for the next generation, each having expressed LOUDLY that they MUST have a copy. It is a prize to them they eager await its presentation at Christmas. Hannah has hers already; Sean, Harry, Lee, and Sandra do not hide behind hints.
I'd like to add a section on REALLY cheap eats for young adults, but I need more recipes. If you have somehting that is almost embarrassing in cheapness but ooooh soooooo good, I would really love to have the recipe to add to GOMENKO, Volume II, The Next Generation.
Laugh, harumph, roll your eyes, or whatever, its a damn good story, and I'd love to add yours to ours.
Thanks Jen
PS. If the recipe HAS a story, please add that too. And when the next print is done, I'll gladly send you a copy.
PPS... told ya Ray.. ya can't make this shit up! ROFL
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