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Jonny

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To my darling husband, (Chuck)
Oct 12^th, 2008 at 4:30pm

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.....Jonny Kiss

XXX

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: To my darling husband, Reply #1 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 5:47pm But she wasn't hurt -- that's the main thing... Hugs BD
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: To my darling husband, Reply #2 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 5:54pm BarbaraD wrote on Oct 12^th, 2008 at 5:47pm: But she wasn't hurt -- that's the main thing... Hugs BD Thats one way of looking at it....LOL
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CH-HELL Ex Member	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #3 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 6:41pm I hope the wedding is still on. I also thought that you where pitching, but you refer to yourself as the wife??? Phil
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #4 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 7:07pm Quote: I hope the wedding is still on. I also thought that you where pitching, but you refer to yourself as the wife??? Phil Yeah, the wife with the biggest mule you ever saw! Whats your email, I will send you a pic.....think im kidding?.....LOL
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flipperlips CH.com Alumnus Offline Live, Laugh, Love Posts: 935 Mcallen, TX Gender:	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #5 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 7:16pm LMMFAO!!!!!! I'm sure that Chucky will understand. He'd better, I still want to be a bridesmaid. Anticipating your email to my hubby, LOL!!!!!
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #6 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 7:54pm flipperlips wrote on Oct 12^th, 2008 at 7:16pm: Anticipating your email to my hubby, LOL!!!!! Check his PM's.....try not to touch yourself to much.....LMMFAO!!!!
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Mat CH.com Junior Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 85	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #7 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 8:45pm Whew...and I was worried about the bike.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #8 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 9:06pm Great minds think alike Mat. I saw that and thought..."at least the bike is only a little dusty" LMAO.
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Kirk CH.com Alumnus Offline VINIMUS, VIDIMUS, DOLAVIMUS Posts: 2393 Harts Lake, WA Gender:	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #9 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 11:00pm For a second there I thought it was his Miata. I still haven't recieved my invite. I ofcourse blame Chuck for this.
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Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck)
Reply #10 - Oct 12^th, 2008 at 11:09pm

Kirk wrote on Oct 12^th, 2008 at 11:00pm:

For a second there I thought it was his Miata. I still haven't recieved my invite. I ofcourse blame Chuck for this.

You're not alone Kirk, I haven't gotten my invite yet either. Undecided

Some silly superstition on Chuck's part about a 2x4 with his name on it...

Like Jonny would ever let me hurt Chuckiepoo.

Cat

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ClusterChuck

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and again, and again,
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Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck)
Reply #11 - Oct 13^th, 2008 at 12:00am

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!!!!!!!

<Sputter .... GAWK .... Sniff ....

My .. my ... my CAR!!!

<Wipes tears from my eyes>

<Tries to put smile on my face>

Jonny, DEAR, I won't question you about the liquid diet you had BEFORE your ride home.

I am at a loss for words, at this point.

Cry

<Temper, building>

Now, WHO is gonna clean up that MESS? NOT me!

And, I suppose you are gonna use THIS as an excuse to buy YOURSELF a new truck? (I already saw the pictures of what you WANT to buy)

And you BETTER get that door fixed and back up!

LOOK at the mess you made of the shelves where I kept all the yard tools!

Honey, YOUR honey-do list is GROWING by leaps and bounds!

<trying to calm down>

You are lucky that I am so hot for your bod, otherwise, it would all be OFF and DONE with!

<sigh ...>

Chuck, who is TRYING to be forgiving ...

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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: To my darling husband, (Chuck) Reply #12 - Oct 14^th, 2008 at 1:54am <Arms crossed, tapping my foot> Well, my Precious, have you started the clean up yet? *Hmmmmmm?????* And don't forget to dust, and them polish my scooter! Chuck
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