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I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:32am

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

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flipperlips CH.com Alumnus Offline Live, Laugh, Love Posts: 935 Mcallen, TX Gender:	Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids... Reply #1 - Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:34am Now that is funny
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midwestbeth Ex Member	Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids... Reply #2 - Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:39am Funny!
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids... Reply #6 - Nov 9^th, 2008 at 7:59pm I don't know why, but when I read about the wet celery, I thought of Chuck...
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Reply #8 - Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:06pm

Melissa wrote on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 11:32am:

your partner whipped my butt with wet celery

Melissa wrote on Nov 9^th, 2008 at 7:59pm:

I don't know why, but when I read about the wet celery, I thought of Chuck...

Hey!!! I have never been whipped ... ... ...

with wet celery ... ... ... ...

YET!

Chuck

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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids... Reply #9 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 7:09am But Chuckles -- the day is still YOUNG.....
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Honeybee Ex Member	Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids... Reply #10 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:06am OMG thats funny!
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