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Daddy, what's an orgasm?
Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:00pm

An innocent trip to the grocery store turns into an 8 year old begging for an orgasm:

Doing a little shopping at the supermarket, go to the checkout stand and there is a magazine with a picture of Jessica Simpson's mammary glands on the cover. Next to it are the words: YOUR ORGASM FACE.
So Dianan asks Daddy, what's an orgasm? I didn't quite know what to say, so I said "It's a kind of fruit......sour like a lemon"

She likes to eat lemons, so she asked if we could get an orgasm for her to bring to school in her lunchbox. All the way walking out the door and to the car she kept asking "Can I please have an orgasm? Please? Pleeeeeeease?"

Then, after failing at getting her own orgasm, she shows her selflessness and asks if we can get an orgasm to give to her teacher.

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Jackie CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Go For It!!! Posts: 5903 Goshen, IN Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #1 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:03pm OMG....LMAO Now THAT is some funny stuff, Dad!!!!!!!!!
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Melissa CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Don't give up! Posts: 7238 Central WI, USA Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #2 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:05pm OMFG hahahahhahahaha
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lashultzwfe CH.com Veteran Offline Make it a Great Day! Posts: 178 Milton,Wisconsin USA Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #3 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:06pm OMG, out of the mouth of babes, and can't wait until she shares it with her whole class tomorrow...................
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flipperlips CH.com Alumnus Offline Live, Laugh, Love Posts: 935 Mcallen, TX Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #4 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:07pm ROTFLMFAO
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Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm?
Reply #6 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:28pm

Whoo boy, you got some explaining to do with kidlet! I can just hear Dianan now, "Ms. So and So, I wanted daddy to get you an orgasm while we were at the store yesterday, but he wouldn't.", teacher expresses shock and Dianan not understanding reaches over and pats the teacher and tells her, "well, he wouldn't get me one either".

Glad this is you and I'm way passed that stage.

Carolyn

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echo CH.com Alumnus Offline Chronic and still alive --- I Win! Posts: 4544 Overland Park, KS Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #7 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:32pm Nice. Hilarious
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Ray CH.com Alumnus Offline Ray Posts: 1996 Columbus, Ohio Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #8 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 6:58pm
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cash5542 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1243 x1\|Ocean Pines\|USA\|usa\|498\|141\|MD,Maryland Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #9 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 7:16pm Yeah, you got some splainin' to do before tomorrow morning!! Good luck!! Charlotte
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #10 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 7:27pm Been a while, but I remember how answers had to be carefully chosen sometimes. That's priceless. Best, George
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cynjeep89 CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 1626 Delaware\| Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #11 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 7:58pm The first thing I thought of when I read this post was the TV show, Kids Say The Darndest Things. I think Art Linkletter was the host? Too cute!! Thanks for sharing......a good giggle on a rough day was surely needed today.
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Just Plain Carl CH.com Old Timer Offline IT IS WHAT IT IS Posts: 449 Royal Oak, Michigan Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #13 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:41pm HaHa Very funny story.
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #14 - Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:53pm I feel a parent teacher conference coming up. Brian, your answer to her was.....how shall I say it? uh....er...o.k., I got it....lame. what were you thinking? I would have told her I'd explain it when we got home. At her age she'd have forgotten about it totally by the time you pulled into the drive-way.
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Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm?
Reply #15 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 7:49am

Linda_Howell wrote on Nov 10^th, 2008 at 9:53pm:

At her age she'd have forgotten about it totally by the time you pulled into the drive-way.

I wouldn't bet on that one Linda. Some kids are more tenacious than pit bulls and would not have dropped something like that, especially if they realized that mommy or daddy was uncomfortable.

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Em CH.com Alumnus Offline I wanna go... Posts: 830 St Peter Port, Guernsey. Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #16 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 6:07pm That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing that one with us.
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Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm?
Reply #17 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 10:23pm

though, really funny, ..................i believe it may be time, that is if she asks again, to answer her, if a BRIEF sentence, truthfully..............that will probably keep her quiet, though................................if she questions again, you may offer more, but it will be worth it in the long run....honesty is the best policy, especially in these days..........i am sure you do not want her embarrassed in a classroom situation and it may happen.............................just my thoughts on how i handled...........................every parent does handle differently..............just my 2 cents................
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Linda_Howell CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Do not feed the Moderators Posts: 11927 Santa Maria, Ca. Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #18 - Nov 11^th, 2008 at 10:34pm Sorry Caroline... MOST kids (and I've had 7, woulda forgotten) Telling her an orgasm is a citrus fruit wasn't the greatest answer. I certainly would have said I'd talk to her about it when we got home. Brian, ya know I love you dear. Let us know how this plays out. LOL
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sandie99 CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain! Posts: 11975 Finland Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #19 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 11:33am Oh my goodness... Kids are the best! I do hope that she forgot all about it by the time you got back home. Note to self: when I'm babysitting/a mom and near magazines, turn them around... Sanna
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midwestbeth Ex Member	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #20 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 11:47am That is too funny.
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ChefChris CH.com Veteran Offline Posts: 245 Virginia Beach, Va Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #21 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 1:35pm that lil story made me smile. havent done that in a while .
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BarbaraD CH.com Alumnus Offline Hugs to ya Posts: 8333 Douglasville, TX Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #22 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 3:00pm Ok, already DID SHE TAKE HER TEACHER AN ORGASM???? Inquiring minds just gotta know the details.... Hugs BD
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TomM CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Posts: 2133 Montgomery Village, MD, USA Gender:	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #23 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 3:30pm ChefChris wrote on Nov 12^th, 2008 at 1:35pm: havent done that in a while . Which one...Smile or orgasm? Sorry, had to go there. TomM
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BMoneeTheMoneeMan CH.com Alumnus Offline In remembrance of KingCazman. RIP Posts: 2674 Portland, OR	Re: Daddy, what's an orgasm? Reply #24 - Nov 12^th, 2008 at 4:44pm BarbaraD wrote on Nov 12^th, 2008 at 3:00pm: Ok, already DID SHE TAKE HER TEACHER AN ORGASM???? Inquiring minds just gotta know the details.... Hugs BD Daddy is gonna deliver that one personally!
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