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WHAT IS A BILLION
Nov 22nd, 2008 at 10:19am
 
How
many zeros in a billion?

This is
too true to be funny.


The next
time you hear a politician use the

word
'billion' in a casual manner, think about

whether
you want the 'politicians' spending

YOUR tax
money.


A billion
is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one
advertising agency did a good job of

putting
that figure
into some
perspective in

one of
it's releases.



A.

A billion
seconds ago it was 1959.


B.

A billion
minutes ago Jesus was alive.


C.

A billion
hours ago our ancestors were living in
the Stone Age.


D.

A billion
days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


E.

A
billion dollars ago was only
8 hours
and 20
minutes,
at the
rate our government

is
spending it.


While this
thought is still fresh in our brain...


let's take
a look at New Orleans ..

It's
amazing what you can learn with some simple division.



Louisiana
Senator,
Mary
Landrieu (D)
is
presently asking
Congress
for

250 BILLION
DOLLARS

to rebuild
New Orleans . Interesting
number....

what does
it mean?


A.

Well... if
you are one of the 484,674 residents of New
Orleans

(every
man, woman, and child)
you
each get $516,528.


B.

Or... if
you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New
Orleans , your
home gets
$1,329,787.


C.

Or... if
you are a family of four...

your
family gets
$2,066,012.


Washington
, D.
C


< HELLO!
>

Are all
your calculators broken??



Accounts
Receivable Tax

Building
Permit Tax

CDL License
Tax

Cigarette
Tax

Corporate
Income Tax

Dog License
Tax

Federal
Income Tax
Federal
Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing
License Tax
Food License
Tax
Fuel Permit
Tax
Gasoline Tax

Hunting
License Tax
Inheritance
Tax
Inventory
Tax
IRS Interest
Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS
Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage
License Tax
Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate
Tax
Service
charge taxes
Social
Security Tax
Road Usage
Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes

Recreational
Vehicle Tax
School Tax

State Income
Tax
State
Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone
Federal Excise Tax
Telephone
Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Fe
deral, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone
Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone
Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone
State and Local Tax
Telephone
Usage Charge
Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle
License Registration Tax
Vehicle
Sales Tax
Watercraft
Registration Tax
Well Permit
Tax
Workers
Compensation Tax


STILL
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?


Not one of
these taxes existed 100 years ago..
and our
nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had
absolutely no national debt...
We had the
largest middle class in the world...
and Mom
stayed home to raise the kids.


What
happened?

Can you
spell 'politicians!'

And
I still have to
press
"1"
for
English.


I hope
this goes around the

USA

at least
100 times


What the
heck happened?????
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Re: WHAT IS A BILLION
Reply #1 - Nov 22nd, 2008 at 10:39am
 
Good one! Smiley
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Re: WHAT IS A BILLION
Reply #2 - Nov 22nd, 2008 at 12:01pm
 
What happened?   The people of the US TRUSTED our elected folks up in DC and didn't pay much attention to what they were doing. That's what happened.....

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Re: WHAT IS A BILLION
Reply #3 - Nov 22nd, 2008 at 1:07pm
 
What is a billion?

In America 1 billion is 109 = 1'000'000'000
Elsewhere 1 billion is 1012 = 1'000'000'000'000

Your text must come from a politician, they are not very adept in arithmetic.

With my old-fashioned arithmetic 1 billion seconds ago it was 1976, not 1959.
1 billion minutes ago Jesus would have been 106 years old.
1 billion days (2.7 million years) ago dinosaurs no longer walked on two feet, they had their heydays 200 million years earlier.

Conclusion: Talking about big numbers is a matter of luck.


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Re: WHAT IS A BILLION
Reply #4 - Nov 22nd, 2008 at 1:20pm
 
U-Man, your just grumpy......back to the northpole with you...come back on the 25th of December....LOL Wink
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