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Toasted!
Dec 5^th, 2008 at 3:09am

Darth Toaster: May The (Break) Fast Be With You
By Charlie Sorrel November 06, 2008

The Darth Vader Toaster is pretty bogus: any real Jedi would just slice his loaf with a Light Saber and it would fall ready-toasted, needing only a quick slathering of butter and jam (blueberry for the good guys and red, red, raspberry for those on the Dark Side).

But until the Light Saber becomes a common part of the culinary toolkit (a true multi-tasker, we might add) then we'll have to settle for this junky plastic toaster, the result of pouring black beads into the mold-maker instead of the usual white. It's exactly the same as a normal thrift-store toaster, only it has the addition of a Darth Vader shaped element which appears to char the Dark Lord's visage into your breakfast bread. And we mean char -- in the picture the center section looks almost inedible.

And of course, you'll be stung on price, too. $55. For that money, we'd expect a steaming replica of a dead Tauntaun, toast popping crisply from its freshly sliced stomach. Available January 2009.
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PC 5.25 Inch Bay Toaster

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Features
*Fits in a standard 5.25 drive bay
*Toasts bread in just minutes (bread sold separately)
*Requires available USB port and 4 pin Molex power connector
*Attractive aluminum finish face plate
*Windows based software interface controls variables for time
duration and heat intensity (Mac OS version coming soon!)
*Includes crumb tray for easy clean-up!
*Easy to Install
*Warranty 2 years
*Air ducting ventilation exhausts hot air out of the back of case.

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Wrenchware for Dinner

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Re: Toasted!
Reply #1 - Dec 5^th, 2008 at 8:18am

That's funny.... And people laugh at me about my Mickey Mouse Toaster (seriously). It puts Mickey's face on the toast and plays the Mousekeeteer song when the toast pops up. Have to butter the stuff by hand tho.... Of course I've got a Mickey butter knife so that's no problem.

(And the waffle iron and....... - ok, so I'm OLD enough for Mickey again!) Roll Eyes

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Just Plain Carl CH.com Old Timer Offline IT IS WHAT IT IS Posts: 449 Royal Oak, Michigan Gender:	Re: Toasted! Reply #2 - Dec 5^th, 2008 at 9:29am It's amazing the crap that we buy. I've got a Emeril waffle maker that forms "BAM" on the waffle. PFD's JPC
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Reply #3 - Dec 6^th, 2008 at 1:47am

[Safe] Food Fun
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* 7 heat settings * Reheat, defrost and cancel buttons * Slide out crumb tray * Includes 6 interchangeable/removable art plate sets & a set of 5 edible food coloring markers * For plain toast, pop-tarts, English muffins or waffles/etc. plates simply pull out * UL approved*
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Rolomatic Ex Member	Re: Toasted! Reply #4 - Dec 6^th, 2008 at 2:01am Safe food fun! Notice that there is an inch between them… Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!! You need to or
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