A man gets up in the morning and wanders into the kitchen where his wife is boiling eggs, still dressed only in the t-shirt she slept in.
Suddenly she turns to him and says "you must make love to me immediately."
Stunned at the request the husband takes her then and there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, still in the t-shirt, she goes back to her boiled eggs.
Amazed, the husband asks her what suddenly brought that on.
"The egg timers broke" she replied.