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Rolomatic Ex Member	Portable-potty Humor Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 12:32pm What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever read in a Porta-Potty? “Here I sit my cheeks a flexing, giving birth to another Texan” Disclaimer; I have nothing against Texans, it’s just the funniest one I ever saw. Keep em clean folks! Rolo…
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #1 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 5:54pm Many years ago in Adelaide South Australia they used to have pay toilets, the cost was one penny & the usual on the back of the door was. Here I sat brocken hearted. Paid my penny & only farted . Cheers Barry
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UnderTheRadar CH.com Old Timer Offline Literally Posts: 383 Texas Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #2 - Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 9:35pm a favorite of mine: "Don't worry about the the world ending tomorrow- it's already tomorrow in Australia" heheeheee
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jimmers Ex Member	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #3 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 9:24am Why are you looking up here to read this? the jokes in your hand!
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #4 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 5:00pm UnderTheRadar wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2008 at 9:35pm: a favorite of mine: "Don't worry about the the world ending tomorrow- it's already tomorrow in Australia" heheeheee If the world ends here today I will endevour to let you know today so you can be ready for it tomorrow.
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Snapper21 CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 24 Front Royal VA Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #5 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 6:35pm My girlfriends phone number.
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #6 - Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 7:25pm Snapper21 wrote on Dec 23^rd, 2008 at 6:35pm: My girlfriends phone number.
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UnderTheRadar CH.com Old Timer Offline Literally Posts: 383 Texas Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #7 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 2:58pm MY phone number. Just kidding!!!
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ClusterChuck CH.com Alumnus Offline The BEAST rises again, and again, and again, and . Posts: 5394 Greenville, North Carolina Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #8 - Dec 25^th, 2008 at 4:20am "Flush HARD. It is a long way to the mess hall ..."
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UnderTheRadar CH.com Old Timer Offline Literally Posts: 383 Texas Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #9 - Dec 25^th, 2008 at 5:06pm "If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why'd they write a song about it?" -and thanks to the aussies! It's good to have connections, eh what?
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #10 - Dec 26^th, 2008 at 3:48am It's the finish to Barry's.... Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid my dime, and only farted. Ten minutes later I took a chance, tried to fart, and I crapped my pants!
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #11 - Dec 26^th, 2008 at 7:53am Best I saw was in the ladies dunny at Central Station in Sydney and wasn't on the back of the door but actually on its underside - "Lesbians make great limbo dancers".
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Callico CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Author of "Stranded at Romson's Lodge Posts: 4916 Aurora IL Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #12 - Dec 27^th, 2008 at 2:38pm "Don't throw your toothpicks in the outhouse. Crabs can pole vault!" Jerry
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #13 - Dec 28^th, 2008 at 3:43am Callico wrote on Dec 27^th, 2008 at 2:38pm: "Don't throw your toothpicks in the outhouse. Crabs can pole vault!" Jerry There's also this one Please dont throw your ciggy butts in the urinal. They become soggy & hard to light .
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Donna_D. CH.com Alumnus Offline Gone and Sadly Forgotten Posts: 2700 Dallas\|Texas Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #14 - Dec 29^th, 2008 at 2:32am Scrawled across a condom vending machine.... "The gum in this machine tastes like rubber"
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Barry_T_Coles CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 2073 Karratha\|,West_Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #15 - Dec 29^th, 2008 at 2:38am Donna_D. wrote on Dec 29^th, 2008 at 2:32am: Scrawled across a condom vending machine.... "The gum in this machine tastes like rubber" My imagination runs wild
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #16 - Dec 29^th, 2008 at 3:19pm On another condom machine, "My dad reckons these things don't work."
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andrewjb CH.com Hall of Famer Offline when the love of power becomes the power of love ! Posts: 1612 x1\|london\|England\|europe\|185\|238\| Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #17 - Dec 29^th, 2008 at 3:43pm Also in a ladies, up womens lib, make him sleep on the wet patch. andrew.
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Kilowatt3 CH.com Old Timer Offline 1952 Jag Posts: 300 Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA Gender:	Re: Portable-potty Humor Reply #18 - Dec 31^st, 2008 at 6:20pm Callico wrote on Dec 27^th, 2008 at 2:38pm: "Don't throw your toothpicks in the outhouse. Crabs can pole vault!" It'll do you no good To stand on the seat. The crabs in here Can jump ten feet.
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