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Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage Reply #25 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 9:41am What's really nice, is the look my wife gave me as I placed the wrapped (mangled) presents under the tree. They look so rough... She came over to me, put her arms around me, and said that to her, they look "very masculine," and that they made her smile. Shucks... Life is good. Merry Christmas, y'all!
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Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage
Reply #26 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 10:17am

Ah, Frank, you need to attend Jimbo's school of guerilla wrapping. For a small fee, you will learn the basics of wrapping and, you will learn how to disguise presents so they will confuzzle and flustercate the recipient (no extra fees for this)! No need to bring anything to the class, all items are provided (such as pieces of channel iron, rebar, plywood and or 2X4s, bricks, bolts, nuts, etc.). Now you might wonder how these items come in to play? Well, you'll have to take the class to find out!

Carolyn, who has been amazed year after year when unwrapping presents!

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Reply #27 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 10:59am

Frank_W wrote on Dec 24^th, 2008 at 9:41am:

What's really nice, is the look my wife gave me as I placed the wrapped (mangled) presents under the tree. They look so rough... She came over to me, put her arms around me, and said that to her, they look "very masculine," and that they made her smile.

Shucks... Life is good.

Merry Christmas, y'all!

Well, then, Frank, m'boyo, looks to me like you need no help at all.....as long as you have wrapped blingage in there-a poorly wrapped electric broom will likely render you in pain, but your 'manly gifts', when opened, should bring you your own brand of joy-as long as you bought the right things......!

Merry Christmas Jeepie........it's really good to have ya back!

Cathi Kiss

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage Reply #28 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 1:11pm Thanks, Cathi. Merry Christmas to you and yours... ((HUGGGG))
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Donna_D. CH.com Alumnus Offline Gone and Sadly Forgotten Posts: 2700 Dallas\|Texas Gender:	Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage Reply #29 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 1:21pm Try wrapping gifts with a broken wrist... ...my tongue still tastes like scotch tape!! DD
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Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage Reply #30 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 1:33pm Poor Donna...
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Reply #31 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 2:34pm

In my family, it's just not Christmas without Uncle Greg's gifts....

You can tell which ones are from him, because he has a "few beers" on X-mas eve, then wraps stuff up, rather wad-like, in newspapers with some tape placed haphazardly here and there.

The fun comes when everyone tries to guess which gift is which, because he forgets to put names on them.

The piece de resistance was the year he used Piggly Wiggly grocery handouts and duct tape. It's almost sad now that he's sober. Cheesy

Remember- double-line the foil, shiny side out.

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Frank_W CH.com Alumnus Offline BOHICA!!! Posts: 4213 Right behind you... Gender:	Re: G'ahhh!!! Five seconds of full-bore rage Reply #32 - Dec 24^th, 2008 at 3:08pm I'm almost as good as he is, even without consuming alcoholic beverages!
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